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Jiro said:
you.... got in trouble for farting? exaggerating again, aren't ya?
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Actually no-- happened when I farted into a bonfire. Didn't know any better, and nearly got kicked out. Took some convincing to call my mom and ask her if I knew about that, and boy, was she ever embarrassed.
 
ChicagoBlue2 said:
Actually no-- happened when I farted into a bonfire. Didn't know any better, and nearly got kicked out. Took some convincing to call my mom and ask her if I knew about that, and boy, was she ever embarrassed.
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Jesus Christ.... *facepalm*
 
Mewtilation said:
I know that poop story brought up bad memories for me too... One time, at band camp... I had to go... and I was taking a test... and it was quiet... and I farted... and I got detention for doing it during a test... because it's a natural bodily function that we have no control over doing... you know? so yeah, I had detention all year over it... :roll:
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a long long time ago when I was a little farthead... I was on family vacation to Grand Canyon. the line was very long at men's bathroom and I had to shit so bad that I made my mom go with me into women's bathroom. I was arrested by Park Ranger for indecency and I had to be registered as a sex offender. I'm still currently banned from all federal national parks.
 
Stahp, just staph you had me at "this one time at camp" hahaha
 
Jiro said:
a long long time ago when I was a little farthead... I was on family vacation to Grand Canyon. the line was very long at men's bathroom and I had to shit so bad that I made my mom go with me into women's bathroom. I was arrested by Park Ranger for indecency and I had to be registered as a sex offender. I'm still currently banned from all federal national parks.
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I really hope this is sarcasm and that you were a child. :( This is actually believable though because park rangers are douches on power trips that were rejected from the police academy.
 
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Anyway... Elderly people can be lonely because his/her spouses had been ill or departed and is being alone. Some isolate themselves when no one could care for them... as some ends up in nursing home to have staff watch them. Financial is another story too but we should help them with some foods and things like that. :)
 
I learned when you have the slightest feeling to go poo DO NOT go to walmart OMG I stop there to get some stuff and the urge hits me and I have to squeeze mah cheeks and waddle like a duck to get outta there and there was a line at the automotive register too!!!! I almost pooped my pants in the middle of WalFART!!!! :laugh2:
 
ncff07 said:
I learned when you have the slightest feeling to go poo DO NOT go to walmart OMG I stop there to get some stuff and the urge hits me and I have to squeeze mah cheeks and waddle like a duck to get outta there and there was a line at the automotive register too!!!! I almost pooped my pants in the middle of WalFART!!!! :laugh2:
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TMI man.... tmi.... :shock:
 
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ncff07 said:
I learned when you have the slightest feeling to go poo DO NOT go to walmart OMG I stop there to get some stuff and the urge hits me and I have to squeeze mah cheeks and waddle like a duck to get outta there and there was a line at the automotive register too!!!! I almost pooped my pants in the middle of WalFART!!!! :laugh2:
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I don't even think that was enough BS to fill up the BS that was flying around. :D
 
Outhouse tour? Does the tour last 3 hours, (singing) a three hour tour???? :laugh2:
 
the other day i learned that Will Smith was actually older than the actor who played the 'father' in "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" now that's crazy but true...
 
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Learned a few things about the infamous grumpy cat that I didn't know of and thought you also might find interesting like I did...

Her real name is Tardar Sauce but does answer to Grumpy.

She is 2 years old, born in 2012.

Grumpy's unique look comes from feline dwarfism and an underbite.

Grumpy has a brother named Pokey and he does have dwarfism and underbite too but his face isn’t as frowny as hers.

She is not grumpy but very lovable.

Her favorite things to play with are Bags and string.

There's a Grumpy Cat movie in development!
 
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