Corrupt a Wish

[laughs] i dont know what will Freckles react to that one.

BabyBlue, your wish is granted BUT that beer were peed by someone.

lsfoster, your wish is granted BUT your parents wont pay you tutions for college.

I wish to be sniper for USMC.
 
lsfoster said:
Granted, but it's about six months old, stale, and warm.

I wish I didn't have school anymore.
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Your wish is granted but because u dont go to school anymore, you are unable to find a good paying job.

I wish my body doesnt ache so much after working out.
 
NorCal20 said:
[laughs] i dont know what will Freckles react to that one.

BabyBlue, your wish is granted BUT that beer were peed by someone.

lsfoster, your wish is granted BUT your parents wont pay you tutions for college.

I wish to be sniper for USMC.
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Granted, but you shoot yourself in the foot on your first assignment.


I wish it would be pleasant 40 degree weather for the rest of the winter.
 
Bottesini said:
Granted, but you shoot yourself in the foot on your first assignment.


I wish it would be pleasant 40 degree weather for the rest of the winter.
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Granted, but springtime temperatures will be unseasonably cold.

I wish i were skilled in mathematics.
 
society's_child said:
Granted, but springtime temperatures will be unseasonably cold.

I wish i were skilled in mathematics.
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Granted, but you now can't stop counting all the moles and liver spots on every elderly person.

I wish I were skilled im mathematics, too!
 
Liza said:
Granted, but you now can't stop counting all the moles and liver spots on every elderly person.

I wish I were skilled im mathematics, too!
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granted, but all your friends will never stop asking for help on taxes.

i wish i could pass tomorrows nutrition test!
 
typeingtornado19 said:
granted, but all your friends will never stop asking for help on taxes.

i wish i could pass tomorrows nutrition test!
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Your wish is granted but unfortunately you spent the entire night before partying up a storm, so you ended up failing miserably.

I wish I could get an "A" in my Statistics class! :giggle:
 
Liza said:
Granted, but you now can't stop counting all the moles and liver spots on every elderly person.

I wish I were skilled im mathematics, too!
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Your wish is granted but 2+2 will = the law of gravity.

Shoot I'm not good at math either but hopefully you all get my drift. LOL

I wish I knew more about the laws of science
 
typeingtornado19 said:
granted, but you fail another class

I wish i had an A in nutrition
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That's okay...I *need* to pass my Statistics class to graduate! :giggle:

Your wish is granted but since you never attended half of your classes, your professor had no choice but to flunk you.

I wish I had a clone of my guide dog, "Tigger."
 
Babyblue said:
Your wish is granted but 2+2 will = the law of gravity.

Shoot I'm not good at math either but hopefully you all get my drift. LOL

I wish I knew more about the laws of science
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Your wish is granted but since you barely passed your high school science classes, you never actually learned about the various laws of science.

I wish I had a clone of my guide dog, "Tigger."
 
Hear Again said:
That's okay...I *need* to pass my Statistics class to graduate! :giggle:

Your wish is granted but since you never attended half of your classes, your professor had no choice but to flunk you.

I wish I had a clone of my guide dog, "Tigger."
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granted, but the clone will run away eventually.

I wish i didnt have to ride the bus in the rain tomorrow.
 
typeingtornado19 said:
granted, but the clone will run away eventually.

I wish i didnt have to ride the bus in the rain tomorrow.
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Your wish is granted but since you accidentally forgot your umbrella, you ended up walking and riding the bus in the rain anyways.

I wish I knew what it was like to feel "normal" for a change.
 
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