Corrupt a Wish

typeingtornado19 said:
granted, but you gain your freshman 15 and then some

i wish i had a NFB kurswile reader.
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Your wish is granted but since you already have someone who can read your mail to you, you finally decide that you don't need to purchase an NFB Kurzweil Reader.

I'm hungry for some freshly made chocolate chip cookies. I wish I had some in my freezer right now.
 
It is 15 pounds normally gained by college freshmen who leave home and live in dorms, Hear Again.
 
typeingtornado19 said:
no problem, and your wish is granted, the only problem is there is no milk to go with them.

I wish i was skinny
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Your wish is granted but since you ended up eating far too many sweets, cookies and soda, you gained it all back -- and then some.

I wish it was 70 degrees and sunny year round.
 
Hear Again said:
Your wish is granted but since you ended up eating far too many sweets, cookies and soda, you gained it all back -- and then some.

I wish it was 70 degrees and sunny year round.
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granted, but it will be horribly windy

i wish i didnt have to go to nutrition anymore
 
typeingtornado19 said:
granted, but the day you get there your house gets covered in sand from the greatest sandstorm ever.

I wish i had a cookie
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:giggle:

Your wish is granted, but since you have a mouthful of cavities, you know the last thing you should be eating is a cookie.

I wish I never had to work for the rest of my life.
 
Hear Again said:
Your wish is granted, but you ended up taking too many supplements and destroyed your body as a result.

I wish I were the smartest person in the world.
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granted, but everyone will be mean to you because of it.

i wish i never made a fool of myself in ASL again
 
typeingtornado19 said:
granted, but the day you get there your house gets covered in sand from the greatest sandstorm ever.

I wish i had a cookie
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Your wish is granted. But before you can take your first bite. Elmo as the lookout....Cookie Monster steals your cookie. Talking about Sesame Street gone bad! :giggle:


I wish that Cookie Monster would actually eat a cookie, instead of chewing the crumbs.
 
Babyblue said:
Your wish is granted. But before you can take your first bite. Elmo as the lookout....Cookie Monster steals your cookie. Talking about Sesame Street gone bad! :giggles:


I wish that Cookie Monster would actually eat a cookie, instead of chewing the crumbs.
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granted, but the first cookies he eats are all of yours

i wish it was warm.
 
Your wish has been granted, but there will be more spammers posting.

I wish I was back at uni.
 
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