Corrupt a Wish

Hear Again said:
Your wish is granted but since you accidentally forgot your umbrella, you ended up walking and riding the bus in the rain anyways.

I wish I knew what it was like to feel "normal" for a change.
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so do i. your wish is granted, but normal wont be as good as you think

i wish i looked pretty
 
typeingtornado19 said:
dang

Granted, but you will have nightmares

I wish i could pay someone to do my homework.
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Your wish is granted but since you asked your parents to do your homework, they quickly discovered that most of it was over their heads.

I wish I knew what it was like to feel "normal" for a change.
 
typeingtornado19 said:
so do i. your wish is granted, but normal wont be as good as you think

i wish i looked pretty
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Your wish is granted but since you can't afford cosmetic surgery, you have no choice but to be happy with the way you are.

I wish I knew what it was like to feel "normal" for a change.
 
Hear Again said:
Your wish is granted but since you can't afford cosmetic surgery, you have no choice but to be happy with the way you are.

I wish I knew what it was like to feel "normal" for a change.
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Granted, but now you no longer fit in here!


I wish I felt healthy.
 
Hear Again said:
Your wish is granted but since you can't afford cosmetic surgery, you have no choice but to be happy with the way you are.

I wish I knew what it was like to feel "normal" for a change.
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granted, but it wont be as good as you thought.

I wish i knew what it was like to be liked by a bunch of people.
 
Hear Again said:
Your wish is granted but since you can't afford cosmetic surgery, you have no choice but to be happy with the way you are.

I wish I knew what it was like to feel "normal" for a change.
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Your wish is granted. But normal will be running around with underwear on their heads

I wish for happiness for all.
 
faire_jour said:
Wish granted, but everyone hates you because you are a stuck up smarty pants.

I wish I was as beautiful outside as I am inside.
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Your wish is granted but since you don't like wearing makeup, the best you can do is to be satisfied looking average.

I wish I never had to do laundry again.
 
Hear Again said:
Your wish is granted but since you're scared of flying, that trip is out of the question.

I wish I never had to do laundry.
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Granted, I hope you like your life in the nudist colony!


I wish I was a talented crafts person.
 
typeingtornado19 said:
granted, but you go broke buying new cloths every week

i wish i graduated and interpreting
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Your wish is granted but halfway through your studies you realized terping didn't interest you, so you ended up changing your major.

I wish there was a Rocky Rococo's (pizza chain) in my neighborhood like there used to be years ago.
 
Hear Again said:
Your wish is granted but halfway through your studies you realized terping didn't interest you, so you ended up changing your major.

I wish there was a Rocky Rococo's (pizza chain) in my neighborhood like there used to be years ago.
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granted, but you gain your freshman 15 and then some

i wish i had a NFB kurswile reader.
 
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