Corrupt a Wish

your wish is granted, but you have to pay full tutions from your pockets and no scholarship.

i wish that i can go back to hs, change the time to ask Freckles out.
 
NorCal20 said:
your wish is granted, but you have to pay full tutions from your pockets and no scholarship.

i wish that i can go back to hs, change the time to ask Freckles out.
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Your wish is granted, but none of your old high school teachers are there anymore and Freckles has a new boyfriend.

I wish I could fall asleep tonight.
 
your wish is granted but you're going to have nightmares that keep you awake all the night.

i wish that i can go to Colorado.
 
Your wish has been granted, but you have been diverted to Iceland.

I wish I was having a buffet dinner at Sizzler.
 
your wish has been granted, but you caught bad foods from Sizzler and gone to hospital, turn out that you had poison attacked.

i wish i hug Shezzbeav.
 
NorCal20 said:
your wish has been granted, but you caught bad foods from Sizzler and gone to hospital, turn out that you had poison attacked.

i wish i hug Shezzbeav.
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Your wish is granted NorCal, but right now shezzbeav is sleeping soundly, so you'll have to wait until later today.

I wish there were no such things as migraines.
 
your wish is granted, but it will be come back again in next 5 minutes later to make you feel maniac.

I wish that i can go bed and sleep quietly!
 
NorCal20 said:
your wish is granted, but it will be come back again in next 5 minutes later to make you feel maniac.

I wish that i can go bed and sleep quietly!
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Your wish is granted that earthquake will shake and keep you awake!:shock:

I wish that I could be visiting Santa Claus's home :P
 
Phillips said:
Your wish is granted that earthquake will shake and keep you awake!:shock:

I wish that I could be visiting Santa Claus's home :P
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Granted, but Mrs Claus beats you over the head with a candy cane cos she thought you were having an affair with Santa Claus. One of the elves gets on hands and knees behind you, and you trip over backwards when Mrs Claus scares you into backing up. :eek3:

I wish I could go on a shopping spree today.
 
Wish granted but you would have to deal with an artist friend who has to stop at every shop and FIKA each hour & throws fits each time he sees pastels clothes. :giggle:

I wish I could enjoy the beautiful winter without the arthritis attacks.
 
Mrs Bucket said:
Wish granted but you would have to deal with an artist friend who has to stop at every shop and FIKA each hour & throws fits each time he sees pastels clothes. :giggle:

I wish I could enjoy the beautiful winter without the arthritis attacks.
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Granted, but you will have to shovel your driveway every week

I wish my white cane wasnt broken. :(
 
typeingtornado19 said:
Granted, but you will have to shovel your driveway every week

I wish my white cane wasnt broken. :(
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Your wish is granted but you accidentally got your cane trapped in an elevator door, so you have no choice but to buy a new one.

I wish I didn't have to clean my apartment today.
 
Hear Again said:
Your wish is granted but you accidentally got your cane trapped in an elevator door, so you have no choice but to buy a new one.

I wish I didn't have to clean my apartment today.
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Granted, but your apartment is so messy the rats had to call the cops on you.

Boy, I wish I was skydiving.

BTW - Funny, Mrs Bucket, about the artist friend who hates pastel colors... I wouldn't even take him on a shopping spree! LOL
 
granted levon but remember it only lasted for a few seconds, they have already accomplished their mission; gifting you AIDS! what could you do when you're heavily intoxicated? :dunno2:

now... I wish I own a black stallion! :pissed:
 
freckles said:
granted levon but remember it only lasted for a few seconds, they have already accomplished their mission; gifting you AIDS! what could you do when you're heavily intoxicated? :dunno2:

now... I wish I own a black stallion! :pissed:
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Granted, but in a fit of anger he gives you a nasty bite.

I wish I knew how to snowboard.
 
society's_child said:
Granted, but in a fit of anger he gives you a nasty bite.

I wish I knew how to snowboard.
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wish granted, but your first time is a disaster literally as an avalanche swoops down and breaks both of your legs.

i wish a new earth could be discovered so we could move all the idiots on this one there.
 
dead money said:
wish granted, but your first time is a disaster literally as an avalanche swoops down and breaks both of your legs.

i wish a new earth could be discovered so we could move all the idiots on this one there.
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granted but then this earth would get hit with a metior.

i wish Nutrition was cancelled tonight
 
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