Corrupt a Wish

Jiro said:
fok! I wish I had a wish.
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That's okay because no matter what you'd wish for, it will EPIC FAIL, anyway.:lol:

I wish a nice, well-done filet mignon would suddenly appear before me here because I'm just too busy right now to prepare it.
 
Tousi said:
That's okay because no matter what you'd wish for, it will EPIC FAIL, anyway.:lol:

I wish a nice, well-done filet mignon would suddenly appear before me here because I'm just too busy right now to prepare it.
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Granted. Your wife brings it in, but she eats it and refuses to share because you should have helped.


I wish I was better at living life in the real world.
 
Bottesini said:
Granted. Your wife brings it in, but she eats it and refuses to share because you should have helped.


I wish I was better at living life in the real world.
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Partial grant offered because you are doing just fine!

I wish I could propel myself in time to SE Alaska and be back home in time for dinner which I am preparing. :lol:
 
Tousi said:
Partial grant offered because you are doing just fine!

I wish I could propel myself in time to SE Alaska and be back home in time for dinner which I am preparing. :lol:
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Your wish is granted. you propelled there dinner was burnt by the time you got back.

I wish I could get a raise in pay.
 
Tousi said:
That's okay because no matter what you'd wish for, it will EPIC FAIL, anyway.:lol:

I wish a nice, well-done filet mignon would suddenly appear before me here because I'm just too busy right now to prepare it.
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wish granted. you enjoyed an extremely delicious, well-done filet mignon cooked by Chef Ramsey himself... and then you suddenly died of heart attack.

I wish I slept with Anna Kournikova
 
Babyblue said:
Your wish is granted. you propelled there dinner was burnt by the time you got back.

I wish I could get a raise in pay.
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wish granted. you just got yourself an increase of a raise by... 5 cents.

I wish Bush would just leave already NOW.
 
Granted but she only talked about tennis. Nothing else happened.
(Kournikova wish)


I wish someone would give me a big box of candy.
 
Bottesini said:
Granted but she only talked about tennis. Nothing else happened.
(Kournikova wish)


I wish someone would give me a big box of candy.
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wish granted. turned out that it's fake candy. :booty:
 
Jiro said:
wish granted. you just got yourself an increase of a raise by... 5 cents.

I wish Bush would just leave already NOW.
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Granted, but the painful memories of his time in office will be embedded in your subconscious for the rest of your life.

I wish there were were no more reality tv shows.
 
granted to have no reality tv shows but you just got the bill that you owe a lot money to tv carrier by miss payments of 3 months worth.

i wish to see Freckles again.
 
NorCal20 said:
granted to have no reality tv shows but you just got the bill that you owe a lot money to tv carrier by miss payments of 3 months worth.

i wish to see Freckles again.
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lol thanks, Babyblue!! Glad you liked my twistedness. :P

Norcal, your wish granted but when you see freckles she informs you are the father of her twins...

I wish I could dig a hole down to China.
 
Your wish granted that you dig a hole to Ocean :Ohno: ;)

I wish I could be more travels.
 
Liza said:
lol thanks, Babyblue!! Glad you liked my twistedness. :P

Norcal, your wish granted but when you see freckles she informs you are the father of her twins...

I wish I could dig a hole down to China.
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Granted, but in so doing the Chinese authorities arrest you for spying and they send you off to one of their "re-education camps".

I wish i had a pizza.
 
Phillips said:
Your wish granted that you dig a hole to Ocean :Ohno: ;)

I wish I could be more travels.
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Granted, too bad you have to go in a little cart pulled by your pony!


I wish I could have a plaid hooded sweatshirt.
 
Bottesini said:
Granted, too bad you have to go in a little cart pulled by your pony!


I wish I could have a plaid hooded sweatshirt.
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Your wish is granted Bott, but after coming home from the clothing store you realized that it was several sizes too small.

I wish I could meet Barack Obama. :D
 
Your wish is granted. But you were arrested by secret services for being a stalker

I Wish I had a beer.
 
Granted, but it's about six months old, stale, and warm.

I wish I didn't have school anymore.
 
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