Corrupt a Wish

[Bottesini]

granted, but you have to drive an ugly car that guzzles gas

I wish i could drive too!

I grant the wish of Hear Again and typeingtornado19 both. Now that they license blind drivers, none of us can afford insurance.

I wish I would be motivated to take a walk each day.(today I just did)

 

[Liza]

I grant the wish of Hear Again and typeingtornado19 both. Now that they license blind drivers, none of us can afford insurance.

I wish I would be motivated to take a walk each day.(today I just did)

Granted, there is a mean pitbull always chasing you everyday so you kinda took up jogging instead...

I wish I could go swimming right now.

 

[society's_child]

Granted, there is a mean pitbull always chasing you everyday so you kinda took up jogging instead...

I wish I could go swimming right now.

Wish granted but you'll be swimming here. In Washington, DC. Outside. And the water's a bit chilly...


I wish i could find Mr. Right.

 

[Bottesini]

Wish granted but you'll be swimming here. In Washington, DC. Outside. And the water's a bit chilly...


I wish i could find Mr. Right.

Granted. He is married to Mrs. Right. She shoots you for showing too much interest in her husband.

I wish my daughter would get off work and text me that we are going to dinner.

 

[Hear Again]

Wish granted but you'll be swimming here. In Washington, DC. Outside. And the water's a bit chilly...


I wish i could find Mr. Right.

Your wish is granted, but since you never learned the meaning of good hygeine, Mr. Right passed you by.

I wish I owned my own home.

 

[society's_child]

Your wish is granted, but since you never learned the meaning of good hygeine, Mr. Right passed you by.

I wish I owned my own home.

Wish granted but after you purchase, you find out that there's black mold growing in the cellar and you must move into a trailer while you pay thousands of dollars to clean it out.


I wish I had a clue.

 

[Bottesini]

Wish granted but after you purchase, you find out that there's black mold growing in the cellar and you must move into a trailer while you pay thousands of dollars to clean it out.


I wish I had a clue.

You do! Colonel Mustard in the Library!


I wish my dog would stop scratching her side.

 

[Hear Again]

Granted. He is married to Mrs. Right. She shoots you for showing too much interest in her husband.

I wish my daughter would get off work and text me that we are going to dinner.

Your wish is granted but since you forgot your SK, you ended up missing her page.

I wish I had a good job in my field of study.

 

[Hear Again]

You do! Colonel Mustard in the Library!


I wish my dog would stop scratching her side.

Your wish is granted but since your dog has fleas, there's not much you can do about it.

I wish I had a good job in my field of study.

 

[Oceanbreeze]

Your wish is granted but since your dog has fleas, there's not much you can do about it.

I wish I had a good job in my field of study.

Your wish is granted, but now that you're hired, you have so much work to do, you're never able to post on All deaf anymore.

I wish I was a famous tennis player.

 

[Jiro]

Your wish is granted, but now that you're hired, you have so much work to do, you're never able to post on All deaf anymore.

I wish I was a famous tennis player.

your wish is granted but you've never won any single game. that's what you're famous for - a loser tennis player.

I wish I can go home now.

 

[dead money]

Your wish is granted but since your dog has fleas, there's not much you can do about it.

I wish I had a good job in my field of study.

granted, you get promoted to tops in your office with an awesome salary until you begin having an affair with a co-workers wife when the husband finds out, comes to your office and beats your head with a sledgehammer until it explodes like a melon

i wish i was able to lead a mars colonization establlishment team.

 

[Oceanbreeze]

granted, you get promoted to tops in your office with an awesome salary until you begin having an affair with a co-workers wife when the husband finds out, comes to your office and beats your head with a sledgehammer until it explodes like a melon

i wish i was able to lead a mars colonization establlishment team.

Granted, but you realize when you get to Mars, that it's incompatible with life.

I wish I owned an ice cream factory.

 

[Jiro]

Granted, but you realize when you get to Mars, that it's incompatible with life.

I wish I owned an ice cream factory.

wish granted but you later got shut down due to numerous of health code violations - rat/cockroach infestation, unsanitary condition, etc.

 

[dead money]

Granted, but you realize when you get to Mars, that it's incompatible with life.

I wish I owned an ice cream factory.

so im stuck? well that blows.

Anyways...

Granted, until i dump 200 New York sized sewer rats into it and called a health inspection team who shut it down.


i wish i was a gladiator fighting in the coliseaum during the height of the roman empire.

 

[dead money]

wish granted but you later got shut down due to numerous of health code violations - rat/cockroach infestation, unsanitary condition, etc.

asshole.

 

[Jiro]

so im stuck? well that blows.

Anyways...

Granted, until i dump 200 New York sized sewer rats into it and called a health inspection team who shut it down.


i wish i was a gladiator fighting in the coliseaum during the height of the roman empire.

wish granted and you got defeated and dismembered by Maximus.

 

[dead money]

wish granted and you got defeated and dismembered by Maximus.

you know it would be an EPIC battle... Very long, hard, and extremely bloody.

And you're supposed to post your wish after you answer, dumbass. :P

 

[Jiro]

you know it would be an EPIC battle... Very long, hard, and extremely bloody.

And you're supposed to post your wish after you answer, dumbass. :P

fok! I wish I had a wish.

 

[dead money]

fok! I wish I had a wish.

granted until the dreamreaper came through that peanut sized brain of yours and squashed it leaving you with nothing but a memory.

i wish i had a Chipotle steak burrito right now, im hungry.