Corrupt a Wish

Bottesini said:
I wish I could take a long walk now.
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wish granted bottesini but you got totally lost and never will find a way back home since you didn't bring jottesini with you!

I wish I could end my life tonight.
 
freckles said:
wish granted bottesini but you got totally lost and never will find a way back home since you didn't bring jottesini with you!

I wish I could end my life tonight.
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No one should grant that wish Freckles. It scares me a lot.

I wish I could help you.
 
Your wish is granted, youre WSOP winner.

I wish to be professional surfer and be on SURFER magazine all the time.
 
NorCal20 said:
Your wish is granted, youre WSOP winner.

I wish to be professional surfer and be on SURFER magazine all the time.
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Granted but your picture ends up in SURFER magazine as that dude who got bit by a shark who had mistakened you for a swimming seal.

I wish I had a new haircut.
 
Liza said:
Granted but your picture ends up in SURFER magazine as that dude who got bit by a shark who had mistakened you for a swimming seal.

I wish I had a new haircut.
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Granted but you would be bald!

I wish that I don't have to wish.
 
Byrdie714 said:
I wish that I don't have to wish.
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Granted but someone comes along and slips a mickey in your drink...under the influence, you end up making a wish anyway. On top of that, your wallet gets stolen.

I wish I was in San Diego right now.
 
society's_child said:
Granted but someone comes along and slips a mickey in your drink...under the influence, you end up making a wish anyway. On top of that, your wallet gets stolen.

I wish I was in San Diego right now.
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Granted by San diego is inflected by dumb people

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I wish I have power of God.
 
lumbingmi said:
Am I gonna to get my wish granted? no?
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Okay fine, wish granted. However, God (who's had power of the almighty long before you did) views you as competition now and so he strikes you down before you get the opportunity to use your newfound powers.
 
society's_child said:
I wish i never had to pay taxes again for the rest of my life.
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:lol:

Your wish is granted society's child, but after neglecting to pay your taxes you ended up in jail without any friends or family members being able to cover your bail.

I wish there were no such thing as winter!
 
Hear Again said:
:lol:

Your wish is granted society's child, but after neglecting to pay your taxes you ended up in jail without any friends or family members being able to cover your bail.

I wish there were no such thing as winter!
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Granted but these creatures have no where to go

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I wish I can fly.
 
lumbingmi said:
Granted but these creatures have no where to go

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I wish I can fly.
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Your wish is granted but unfortunately you were unable to defy the law of gravity, so you ended up falling face first into the ground.

I wish everything in life were free.
 
Hear Again said:
Your wish is granted but unfortunately you were unable to defy the law of gravity, so you ended up falling face first into the ground.

I wish everything in life were free.
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Granted but there are not enough materials for everyone and you will cause this

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I wish I can go back in time and change my mistakes.
 
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lumbingmi said:
Granted but there are not enough materials for everyone and you will cause this

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I wish I can go back in time and change my mistakes.
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Cause what? <confused>
 
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Hear Again said:
Cause what? <confused>
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Hear Again, heartbreaking picture of two starving children and their mother.

Lumbingmi, I grant you your wish. Now go back in time.

I wish I take a brisk walk this afternoon while remebering to take Jottesini my pet dragon.
 
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