Corrupt a Wish

Hear Again said:
I wish I knew several different languages (besides English and ASL).
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You do but due to a worldwide epidemic, you're the only one left alive who speaks those languages.

I wish I had a body like a supermodel.
 
society's_child said:
You do but due to a worldwide epidemic, you're the only one left alive who speaks those languages.

I wish I had a body like a supermodel.
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Granted. You are the most famous plus size model in the world.

I wish I had a cupboard full of barbeque chips.
 
Your wish is granted, but you'll spend your day off work tomorrow cleaning your house.

I wish I had a shot at being the next WSOP winner!
 
society's_child said:
You got it. Now you're a hearie who everyone hates because you talk too much.
I wish I was off work tommorow.
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wish granted but a giant tornado comes swooping through on your lovely day off killing everyone in your neighborhood instantly allowing only you to survive the ordeal.

I wish my professional job was combing the depths of the Carribbean for sunken pirate gold. :naughty:
 
society's_child said:
Wish granted but you'll never have another woman in your life again because we think that kind of body is pretty gross.

I wish I had a new car.
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Granted but your new car will be totalled by other stupid driver.

I wish I cld wrestle this woman:

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Levonian said:
Looks like a great way to get steroid-inducer testicular atrophy. Don't come crying to us when your new nickname is "raisin nuts." :squint:
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WTH? Do you not appericate the nature of beauty?

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Get off couch and go out.
 
lumbingmi said:
Granted but your new car will be totalled by other stupid driver.

I wish I cld wrestle this woman:

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wish granted.. halfway through the match youre about to execute a tombstone piledriver on Torrie (lucky bastard) when Stone Cold Steve Austin comes sprinting in with a beer in each hand. Shocked, you turn around where you get a beer can left hook, a beer can right-cross and a stone cold stunner for the loss. :ty:


I wish i was Donald Trump.
 
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dead money said:
wish granted.. halfway through the match youre about to execute a tombstone piledriver on Torrie (lucky bastard) when Stone Cold Steve Austin comes sprinting in with a beer in each hand. Shocked, you turn around where you get a beer can left hook, a beer can right-cross and a stone cold stunner for the loss. :ty:


I wish i was Donald Trump.
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Your wish is granted. But you end up firing yourself. Becoming broke


I wish for a vacation with pay.
 
Granted, Babyblue - you get paid vacation and when you come back you get laid off.

I wish I could fly to France and stay at a nice rented villa, all expenses paid for a month.
 
Liza said:
Granted, Babyblue - you get paid vacation and when you come back you get laid off.

I wish I could fly to France and stay at a nice rented villa, all expenses paid for a month.
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Granted but you will run in zombies:

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I wish I have the talent to play in professional sports.
 
lumbingmi said:
Granted but you will run in zombies:

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I wish I have the talent to play in professional sports.
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Granted, but not many people want to watch you play professional ping-pong.

I wish I was having a happy joy filled day doing something exciting!
 
Bottesini said:
Granted, but not many people want to watch you play professional ping-pong.

I wish I was having a happy joy filled day doing something exciting!
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Your wish is granted but everyone around you will be miserable, irritated, and fighting.


I wish I could go back in time
 
Babyblue said:
Your wish is granted but everyone around you will be miserable, irritated, and fighting.


I wish I could go back in time
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Wish granted Babyblue, but unfortunately all of the controls on your time machine were permanently stuck meaning that you couldn't go anywhere even if you wanted to.

I wish I could carry a tune (sing well).
 
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