Corrupt a Wish

since oceanbreeze forgot to wish something .. I'll go next! :mrgreen:

I wish I just could sleep at least five hours during the night!
 
freckles said:
since oceanbreeze forgot to wish something .. I'll go next! :mrgreen:

I wish I just could sleep at least five hours during the night!
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Freckles,

Your wish is granted, but since you suffer from a severe case of insomnia, it looks as if you won't be getting sleep anytime soon.

I wish I had a crystal ball that would allow me to predict the future.
 
Hear Again said:
Freckles,

Your wish is granted, but since you suffer from a severe case of insomnia, it looks as if you won't be getting sleep anytime soon.

I wish I had a crystal ball that would allow me to predict the future.
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Your wish is granted, but your prediction of the end of world comes true. All that is left is the cockroaches that blanket the Earth after WWIII.
 
Oceanbreeze said:
I wish for a nice long rest.
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Granted but you will end up like this woman

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I wish I have Phd in Obgyn.
 
Granted, but it does not give you what you want, as with a PhD you can only lecture.

I wish to have the most popular thread in AD history created by me!
 
Bottesini said:
Granted, you are 7'3 Welcome to the NBA!

I still want the most popular AD thread to be created by me!
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Granted and you will be stuck with the thread forever on AD unable to go to other threads.

I wish the rain would end....
 
Byrdie714 said:
Granted and you will be stuck with the thread forever on AD unable to go to other threads.

I wish the rain would end....
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Granted, you live in Iowa and are praying for snow, or any excitement.


I wish it would snow. (or anything exciting would happen)
 
Bottesini said:
Granted, you live in Iowa and are praying for snow, or any excitement.


I wish it would snow. (or anything exciting would happen)
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Granted but you will have to face this guy below who loves snow dance

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I wish I am next US president!
 
lumbingmi said:
Granted but you will have to face this guy below who loves snow dance

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I wish I am next US president!
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Granted but they impeach you for having sexual relations with this intern

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I wish I could be in DC now.
 
Your wish is granted and you somehow ended up in Baghdad, Iraq.

I wish I'm in the US military....
 
Texan Guy said:
Your wish is granted and you somehow ended up in Baghdad, Iraq.

I wish I'm in the US military....
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Your wish is granted, but soon as you do, the US declares war and you get sent to N. Korea.

I wish I had a water bed.
 
Oceanbreeze said:
Your wish is granted, but soon as you do, the US declares war and you get sent to N. Korea.

I wish I had a water bed.
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Your wish is granted Ocean, but your golden retriever accidentally jumped on your waterbed completely destroying it and making water spray everywhere.

I wish I owned another dog (besides my guide dog).
 
Your wish is granted Texan Guy, but since you're recently unemployed due to the poor state of the economy, you don't have the money to travel to Ireland.
I wish I owned my own home.
 
your wish is granted but you get a shack under bridge in New York, instead.

I wish I'm not a unemployed.
 
Hear Again, both wishes are granted. But the guide dog hates the new dog so much, that they have a terrible fight and your new home is completely destroyed. Plus you have a huge vet bill for stitches.


I wish I could take a long walk now.
 
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