I just learned that my egg did not make the Guinnes World Record book. FML. I have the letter in it's entirety below, copied and pasted from my gmail account:
Dear Ms CXXXXXXX TXXXXX,
Thank you for sending us the details of your recent record attempt for 'World's Largest Chicken Egg'. We are afraid to say that we are unable to accept this as a Guinness World Record.
This record is currently rested, which means that no one can attempt this record and become a new record holder and therefore is not a category that we wish to pursue.
However, the record for the heaviest chicken egg is a category we still monitor. The heaviest egg reported to have been laid by a hen is one of 454 g (16 oz), with a double yolk and double shell, laid by a White Leghorn at Vineland, New Jersey, USA, on 25 February 1956.
Guinness World Records has absolute discretion as to which record applications are accepted and our decision is final. Guinness World Records may at its discretion and for whatever reason identify some records as either no longer monitored by Guinness World Records or no longer viable.
As your record application has not been accepted, Guinness World Records is in no way associated with the activity relating to your record proposal and we in no way endorse this activity. If you choose to proceed with this activity then this is will be of your own volition and at your own risk.
Once again thank you for your interest in Guinness World Records.
Yours sincerely,
Anna Orford
Records Management Team
I didn't even come close, nor did Nathan Batten of Iowa. I am sure he received a similar letter as well.