I am little P'O at the moment.....
I was having a nice meeting/get together with a friend of mine who happens to be my client at the local cafe. We were sitting there enjoying our latte's, muffins, catching up with each other, etc when this individual came up to us and started to sign.
At first we were a little miffed because we were having a private conversation as well as that we didn't know this particular individual.
Found out that he was hearing and......he was an audiologist.
This audiologist had the audacity to tell the both of us that we need to have a cochlear implant!
I said, "If it's so great, why don't you get one?"
He said, "Well I'm hearing and I know what's best for you."
My friend told him that we were not interested and to please leave us alone as we were having a meeting.
The audiologist stood there and started to tell us that by having an cochlear implant--our economics would be great, we would hear, speak better, etc.
I looked at him and said, "Do you know what we do for a living? First of all--I am a lawyer and my friend here is a MSW for a non-profit agency. Oh by the way--we get paid more than what an audiologist would make."
Well he didn't like that answer and proceeded to tell me that I was a dumbass and proceeded to throw water on me.
I then stood up and grabbed him by the collar and lifted him off the floor.
He then slowly looked up at me and said, "Oh shit!"
lol
I then said in my loudest voice for the entire cafe to hear, "Now you listen to me you little MF! We said we're not interested, you're being rude, and if you don't leave immediately, we are going to kick your ass out of here. Do I make myself clear?"
I let him down and he turned away and ran out of the cafe.
I have never seen anyone run that fast!