1. I'm a closet Goth. Yes, with the whole get-up of black lipstick and clothes. Check out my fav website: christiangoth.com
2. I love miniature pot-bellied pigs - especially pink ones. If I get one for a pet, I'll name it Hamlet.
3. I'm a Shakespeare freak.
4. I'm even more of a Jesus Freak. I accepted Jesus as my Savior when I was ten years old.
5. I'm profoundly Deaf.
6. I secretly want to be in a punk rock band, playing all of the instruments- what a great way to release stress after a long hard day at work.
7. I'm an English teacher at a deaf school.
8. I'm very blessed to have awesome kids.
9. I am banned for life from all AGBell Association's events and conferences
10. I have shot people before...they deserved it.
11. I used to work in federal law enforcement (and hated it).
12. I'm a Christian, but I do cuss like a sailor. :/ That's my #1 vice. Shit.
13. I've had more pets as a kid than any zoo in the world. Should I start naming them? Shakespeare, Milkshake, Punkie, Tynelol, Advil, Midol, ok...I'll stop.
14. I love gourment cooking.
15. I'm addicted to scrapbooking and Pampered Chef.
16. And chocolate. Mmmmm.
17. I have been in all 50 states of the United States.
18. I hate the sight of raw grounded beef.
19. I own a pink Harley, painted with white daisies.
20. I'm terrified of clowns, mime artists, and jack-in-the-boxes.
21. I own a voodoo doll.
22. I used to be a Certified Deaf Interpreter (CDI) and terped for John Michael Montgomery, among others.
23. I take "pinky promises" very seriously.
24. I love cold pizza for breakfast.
25. I was a millionare for one day, before I gave it all to charity.
26. My naive mother used my vibrator that she found to mash potatoes because she thought it was a modern-day potato masher.
27. I was rescued from being stuck inside a dumpster.
28. I told President Bush that he was an idiot - to his face.
29. I had a full ride to Harvard but never attended.
30. I want to grow plants but they die the minute I look at them. The only thing I can grow is mold.