We’ll have to give goofy Joe Biden his due
For predicting that after Obama’s debut
Some nut would create a most dire provocation
To test The One’s foreign affairs inclination.
His response is no longer maintained in suspense:
Obama’s invoking the Aflac defense!
As anyone watching a TV would know
The firm known as “Aflac” pays millions to show
commercials that feature a white-feathered fowl
That quacks so annoyingly spectators howl
To change the darned channel or lower the sound –
But these ads and Barack are essentially bound….
‘Cause meantime nuke weapons are flourishing widely –
As Barack makes like Nero and fiddles so idly.
Those talks that were planned for disarming Iran?
They’re not very likely since Mullahs began
To beat those protesting against the election,
And The One has, at last, backed the failed insurrection.
Now insane Kim Jong Il’s pointing weapon-tipped rockets
to blackmail the West and to line his own pockets
while spreading his nuclear caches abroad,
where Middle East terrorists loudly applaud
Barack’s taking Israel firmly to task --
It’s exactly what groups like Hamas would’ve asked!
“Now Muse,” you might think, “this is quite a big stretch --
This Aflac-Obama link -- just to kvetch!”
But hear what we say, and you’ll see what we mean:
Barack’s foreign policy-making machine
Is committed to “talking” and, therefore, inaction;
(To these nuclear renegades’ great satisfaction!)
Now the mascot for Aflac gets into the action,
‘cause “Duck!” is Barack’s sole remaining reaction!
