Corrupt a Wish

[Jiro]

Granted, but when you slept again, you dreamt of yourself being naked in the crowd of people.

I wish to be the President of USA

wish granted. but there's nobody around to work for you.

I wish I'm having buffalo hot wings.

 

[imdeafsowhat]

wish granted. but there's nobody around to work for you.

I wish I'm having buffalo hot wings.

Wish granted, but it's too much of spicy and not enough of taste.

I wish everyone was naked.

 

[dead money]

Wish granted, but it's too much of spicy and not enough of taste.

I wish everyone was naked.

Wish granted but Oprah is the first woman you see and you turn to stone.

i wish SoCal got some snow...

 

[imdeafsowhat]

Wish granted but Oprah is the first woman you see and you turn to stone.

i wish SoCal got some snow...

Cannot be granted.

I wish I was in Lake Tahoe where the snow is.

 

[Byrdie714]

Cannot be granted.

I wish I was in Lake Tahoe where the snow is.

Granted only it's not snow....it's rain!

I wish I had more homemade clam chodwer for lunch!

 

[imdeafsowhat]

Granted only it's not snow....it's rain!

I wish I had more homemade clam chodwer for lunch!

Granted, but it expired right when you poked your spoon in it.

I wish I was more hairy.

 

[Byrdie714]

Granted, but it expired right when you poked your spoon in it.

I wish I was more hairy.

Granted only you end up looking like Chewbacca from Star Wars!

I wish I could go get a latte.

 

[imdeafsowhat]

Granted only you end up looking like Chewbacca from Star Wars!

I wish I could go get a latte.

Granted, but you arrived with a broken leg.

I wish I would break the other leg.

 

[Byrdie714]

Granted, but you arrived with a broken leg.

I wish I would break the other leg.

EPIC FAIL due to Byrdie's size you were pounded into the ground!

HOO-HAA!

I wish I had more kids.

 

[NorCal20]

your wish is granted, they trashed your place.

i wish that i am general manager of San Francisco 49ers.

 

[Byrdie714]

your wish is granted, they trashed your place.

i wish that i am general manager of San Francisco 49ers.

Granted but you would be rocked by sex scandals with the cheerleaders.

I wish I had an original 1973 VW Bug

 

[imdeafsowhat]

Granted but you would be rocked by sex scandals with the cheerleaders.

I wish I had an original 1973 VW Bug

Granted, but it has no steering wheel and gas pedal.


I wish there was boobs on my girlfriend's back so everytime I'd hug her, I'd grab both of them.

 

[Byrdie714]

Granted, but it has no steering wheel and gas pedal.


I wish there was boobs on my girlfriend's back so everytime I'd hug her, I'd grab both of them.

Granted only she dumps you and leads a porn star lifestyle making lesbian porn.

I wish my back wasn't acting up.

 

[imdeafsowhat]

Granted only she dumps you and leads a porn star lifestyle making lesbian porn.

I wish my back wasn't acting up.

Granted, now it's your leg that's acting up. It's doing a dance from Chicago.


I wish I was there to watch the leg dance.

 

[Byrdie714]

Granted, now it's your leg that's acting up. It's doing a dance from Chicago.


I wish I was there to watch the leg dance.

Granted only you end being depressed because of the clouds and the rain.

I wish I had multiple bank accounts.

 

[Liza]

Granted only you end being depressed because of the clouds and the rain.

I wish I had multiple bank accounts.

Granted but NO money in any of them.

Wish I were enjoying the snow up in DC.

 

[lumbingmi]

Granted but NO money in any of them.

Wish I were enjoying the snow up in DC.

Granted but snow is not what you think.

I wish Shaquille ONeal just fk shut his mouth up.

 

[typeingtornado19]

Granted but snow is not what you think.

I wish Shaquille ONeal just fk shut his mouth up.

granted but that means you shot him and have to go to jail.

i wish i didnt have to go see family this weekend and work on my paper.

 

[Byrdie714]

granted but that means you shot him and have to go to jail.

i wish i didnt have to go see family this weekend and work on my paper.

Granted but then your family hates you and you flunked your paper.

I wish I was laying on Waikki Beach, Hawai'i.

 

[DeafDoc1]

Your wish is granted, but there is an BBW/big men's nudist convention in town.

I wish the university would schedule the right terps for me.