Corrupt a Wish

Granted but government force you to spend all of it on hungry people in Africa.

I wish I get laid tonite.
 
Granted but you will have to eat people's shits and drink urinal.

I wish I will win my fanasty football league.
 
Granted but you start to get old and losing hair. No one want to vote for ugly woman.


I wish there is no snow.
 
Granted, now all the rivers, lakes, and such are dryed up. The ocean is overwhelming now since it has not been drained by the clouds to snow over the mountains.


I wish I wasn't that elite to answer questions.
 
imdeafsowhat said:
Granted, now all the rivers, lakes, and such are dryed up. The ocean is overwhelming now since it has not been drained by the clouds to snow over the mountains.


I wish I wasn't that elite to answer questions.
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Granted but your IQ is that of Sarah Palin! :lol:

I wish I had a digital camera.....
 
your wish is granted, but since you can't change what it means to be human, you have no choice but to tolerate those who badmouth others.

i wish the weather were warmer here. :cold:
 
imdeafsowhat said:
Granted, then they found you as a deaf person

I wish Typeing would stop hijacking this thread.
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Your wish is granted, but your computer has crashed and you cn't access AD.

I wish I could find the perfect blue jeans today.
 
Granted, but the only size available requires you to gain 20 pounds.

I wish that I will get a really great wallet for almost free at Black Friday sales today.
 
Granted, but the wallet will fall apart after a week of use.

I wish for a White Christmas.
 
Granted, but you crash it the same day you buy it.

I wish I would win the lottery this weekend!
 
AlleyCat said:
Granted, but you crash it the same day you buy it.

I wish I would win the lottery this weekend!
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Granted but u get only 1 dollar after government take ur money.

I wish I am Next
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Granted but you will be unable to perform in the bedroom and turn gay. :lol:

I wish it wasn't dark at 4pm!
 
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