Corrupt a Wish

AlleyCat said:
Granted, so what is it that you wish?

I wish my FAT cat would lose some weight. She's 26 pounds !!! (TRUE !!!)
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hahaha 26 pounds? isnt a cat supposed to be only like 7-10 pounds? ;)
 
Byrdie714 said:
:lol: ( I know....I'm mean! :lol: )

Your wish is granted only it will be 70 degree weather minus the sun. Have fun with the clouds!

I wish I didn't live where I work at.
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Granted, now you live with your mom. (Or do you still?)

I wish Jessica Biel didn't go for NorCal20 but his dad.
 
dead money said:
hahaha 26 pounds? isnt a cat supposed to be only like 7-10 pounds? ;)
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Yes! LOL I have 2 others, one is 8 lbs the other is 9 lbs so they're perfectly normal. This 26 pound cat is something else ... She is going to the vet today because her diet is NOT working !! She does not get fed any table scraps or treats, only vet diet food, and still .... ballooning .... :(
 
imdeafsowhat said:
Granted, now you live with your mom. (Or do you still?)

I wish Jessica Biel didn't go for NorCal20 but his dad.
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Granted, but it turns lucky for NorCal since Biel was originally a man.

I wish my sinuses and ear drums would stop hurting!
 
Bottesini said:
Granted, but it turns lucky for NorCal since Biel was originally a man.

I wish my sinuses and ear drums would stop hurting!
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Granted but you will have other aliments.

I wish I am immune to all sex diseases.
 
imdeafsowhat said:
Granted, and you are immune to feeling the warmth of the harmony.

I wish I was deaf.
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Granted, your condition does not change.

I wish I had a pair of the old European Panto brand tortoiseshell eyeglass frames.
 
Byrdie714 said:
Granted but you will be viewed as a prick! :lol:

I wish I wouldn't be alone tomorrow.
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Granted. Jehovahs witnesses will be at your door. When you try to get out of it by being deaf, they come back with an interpreter.:angel:

I wish I could watch the Jehovah's witnesses converting Byrdie!:twisted:
 
your wish is granted but byrdie converted to christianity.

i wish y'all to stop dissin' on Jessica Biel.
 
NorCal20 said:
your wish is granted but byrdie converted to christianity.

i wish y'all to stop dissin' on Jessica Biel.
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your wish is granted but she dissed on you and your friends. epic fail.

i wish i don't have to go to work tomorrow.
 
your wish is granted but you're fired with last paycheck.

i wish to be with Hayden Panettiere.
 
granted but others give you crap back.

i wish to meet inventor of Craigslist.
 
typeingtornado19 said:
granted, but he is borring.

I wish asl 2, fingerspelling, and deaf culture were offered durring the day.
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Granted, but you get bored with the classes and just wanna sleep in.

I wish I didn't have the nightmare last night! :roll:
 
Liza said:
Granted, but you get bored with the classes and just wanna sleep in.

I wish I didn't have the nightmare last night! :roll:
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Granted, but when you slept again, you dreamt of yourself being naked in the crowd of people.

I wish to be the President of USA
 
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