Corrupt a Wish

[dead money]

You will go to school but you'll fail all your tests today!

I wish my boyfriend's headache would go away! (he's had it for 2 years from Iraq )

wish granted but once he's fully recovered, he leaves you for a woman who loves dogs

i wish i could wear pants that contained everlasting pockets full of money.

 

[Liza]

wish granted but once he's fully recovered, he leaves you for a woman who loves dogs

i wish i could wear pants that contained everlasting pockets full of money.

Granted, but peeps look at you funny when coins keep falling out of a hole in the rear of your pants.

I wish Saturday was here already.

 

[DeafDoc1]

wish granted but once he's fully recovered, he leaves you for a woman who loves dogs

i wish i could wear pants that contained everlasting pockets full of money.

Your wish is granted, but the pockets are sewn shut.

I wish we would hear from Travis. (don't corrupt this one)

I wish it would stop snowing today.

 

[DeafDoc1]

oops, sorry Liza. Must have posted simultaneously.

 

[AlleyCat]

It'll stop snowing, but then tomorrow you'll get a foot of snow.

I wish the wiring in my bedroom wasn't screwy.

 

[typeingtornado19]

granted, your bedroom now has no electricity.

I wish i could go to school.

 

[Byrdie714]

granted, your bedroom now has no electricity.

I wish i could go to school.

Granted but you will be on the 10 year plan.

I wish I didn't have to rake 3 acres of land!

 

[Bottesini]

Granted but you will be on the 10 year plan.

I wish I didn't have to rake 3 acres of land!

Granted, war with Russia. Nuclear winter. You shovel a lot while wearing your radiation suit.

I wish I could become invisible.

 

[Jiro]

Granted, war with Russia. Nuclear winter. You shovel a lot while wearing your radiation suit.

I wish I could become invisible.

your wish is granted but then... only your body is invisible and you're feeling quite chilly... so wearing clothes just pretty much defeated the purpose of being invisible. epic fail.

i wish i am the best ping pong player

 

[Bottesini]

your wish is granted but then... only your body is invisible and you're feeling quite chilly... so wearing clothes just pretty much defeated the purpose of being invisible. epic fail.

i wish i am the best ping pong player

Granted, but they won't let you leave China.


I wish I had a penthouse in New York.

 

[lumbingmi]

Granted, but they won't let you leave China.


I wish I had a penthouse in New York.

Granted but you find ourself to be in a room full with nude women.

I wish I can feed millions of hungry people in Africa.

 

[typeingtornado19]

granted, and since thats so nice i cannot corrupt it.

I wish i was awake.

 

[lumbingmi]

granted, and since thats so nice i cannot corrupt it.

I wish i was awake.

Granted but you find yourself in Alice's wonderland and eating shrooms.

I wish I can kick President Bush's ass

 

[imdeafsowhat]

Granted but you find yourself in Alice's wonderland and eating shrooms.

I wish I can kick President Bush's ass

Granted, but you're to be excuted because Bush cannot sit at his table anymore.


I wish I was a guy.

 

[Bottesini]

Granted, but you're to be excuted because Bush cannot sit at his table anymore.


I wish I was a guy.

Granted, your wolf incarnation is dead.

I wish I could stop coughing, and get over my cold.

 

[typeingtornado19]

Granted, your wolf incarnation is dead.

I wish I could stop coughing, and get over my cold.

granted, but you get the stomach virus in a week.

I wish i didnt have this stomach virus

 

[Byrdie714]

granted, but you get the stomach virus in a week.

I wish i didnt have this stomach virus

Granted but you end up with a nasty head cold.

I wish i didn't had to pay over $200.00 for groceries!

 

[Bottesini]

Granted but you end up with a nasty head cold.

I wish i didn't had to pay over $200.00 for groceries!

Granted, you had a reversal of fortune and now eat every meal at the mission.

I wish I had a sweatshirt I saw at the mall which had Mario in a raccoon suit and the hood had ears.

 

[lumbingmi]

Granted, you had a reversal of fortune and now eat every meal at the mission.

I wish I had a sweatshirt I saw at the mall which had Mario in a raccoon suit and the hood had ears.

Granted but you would end up in Super Mario 3

I wish I have sword fight skills.

 

[typeingtornado19]

Granted but you would end up in Super Mario 3

I wish I have sword fight skills.

granted, but then you have to go to war.

i wish it was tomorrow.