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hahah that is so funny on print #5 LMAO
 
bbnt said:
{The Deaf Enquirer} 5th print


In the strange but stupid department this week lumbingmi
accidentally cut off his own penis with a steak knife after
his steak fell into his lap.

In even stranger news new alldeaf member Raider
complained that his Sorenson VP 200 plus would
not work and tech support was not helping. Turns
out that the reason it would work was because
Raider had sex with his router and just needed to
clean off the sticky mess

In our life section today Freaky Cat reported that
getting married would help those with depression.
After reading this jclarke got married to deafilmedia.
Now not only is he depressed but he is suicidal.

In medical news Sunshinelady was in a hospital after
attending a tomato fighting festival in Spain. Apparently
she didn't understand that you were supposed to throw
the tomatoes at other people and she hit herself so much
she knocked herself unconscious.

For those of you that follow police news you will be
interested in learning that VamPyroX was arrested
after admitting that he was a prostitute in the "Alldeaf
posting leaders" thread. In related news Cheri was also
arrested, it seems after VamPyroX admitted to being
a prostitute Cheri was seen giving him money to preform
sinful acts of the flesh.


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In scientific news more the 4 years ago I reported
indisputable proof that girls are evil and as well all
know I was right.

http://www.alldeaf.com/general-chat/3083-proof-girls-evil.html

girlsevil.jpg
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Hey, how cruel of you! But mate, that is hilirous! :rofl: Good work, bbnt!
 
Keep it coming buddy!!!

You got to print it worldwide in newspapers. You are so funny!!! I agree working on weekend is better off than do daily. He or she needs the time to investage people's personal lives and write about them...one by one, oh yeah! Scary, isn't it. Just like the baloney newspaper you find anywhere that you see in every store or gas station. You are perfect for the job, don't you ever try out the newspaper to earn big bucks to drive people mad with their insanity by your lies? Or maybe it was true after all?

Poor Jake, that I fear he is lost in Perth and end up in prison with mental ghostly criminals and he will never get out alive...
 
{The Deaf Enquirer} 6th print

In VamPyroX’s thread “Clever Tampon Ad” it shows new member Platecafe
getting out of a empty pool because her new extra absorbent tampon
has soaked up all the water "Clever Tampon Advertising" - Off Topic - TechNews.CC

Our own news guru Miss-Delectable recently posted a thread
about a Deaf author wrote about a Demented Psychopath. It turns Out
that the book it written about Miss-Delectable

In the strange but true section of our paper shel90 posted the thread
“Funny Situations that have happened cuz of your deafness “ In it
she tell us a story how she accidently locked her husband in the basement
and Not being able to hear him banging on the door. Truth is shel90
locked her husband in the basement so she could watch Oprah without being
interrupted

In the same thread Moon-child told us the first time she got a hearing aid
she found out that farting made a noise. She was so upset by this she threw
away her hearing aids because farting is her favorite hobby but she doesn’t
want to hear them.

jclarke had a recent trip to Perth, which is in Western Australia. On this
trip he went on a tour 'Fremantle Prison' but he was unable to leave because
someone noticed he looked like a prisoner that escaped quite some time ago so
he has been detained .

In the obituaries we noticed Leona Helmsley's passed away and left 12 million to her
dog. RedheadGrrl has agreed to be the dogs’ official pooper scooper person until
she finds out where the damn dog is hiding all the money.

About 6 weeks ago Liebling:))) informed us about a woman who was kicked off
A plane for breastfeeding. Upon further investigation it was learned that the person
kicked off the plane was Liebling:))) and the reason they kicked her off was
because she was breastfeeding her husband.




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In this week’s arcives section you will all learn why women can’t be trusted
http://www.alldeaf.com/general-chat/1133-why-i-dont-trust-women.html
 
hahha good one...


lol i read the why women cant be trusted... just the same for the men.. men cant be trusted! they tell us they love us but really they just lust after us? wtf? so :P
 
Freaky Cat said:
hahha good one...


lol i read the why women cant be trusted... just the same for the men.. men cant be trusted! they tell us they love us but really they just lust after us? wtf? so :P
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did you click on the link?
 
bbnt said:
{The Deaf Enquirer} 6th print

In VamPyroX’s thread “Clever Tampon Ad” it shows new member Platecafe
getting out of a empty pool because her new extra absorbent tampon
has soaked up all the water "Clever Tampon Advertising" - Off Topic - TechNews.CC

Our own news guru Miss-Delectable recently posted a thread
about a Deaf author wrote about a Demented Psychopath. It turns Out
that the book it written about Miss-Delectable

In the strange but true section of our paper shel90 posted the thread
“Funny Situations that have happened cuz of your deafness “ In it
she tell us a story how she accidently locked her husband in the basement
and Not being able to hear him banging on the door. Truth is shel90
locked her husband in the basement so she could watch Oprah without being
interrupted

In the same thread Moon-child told us the first time she got a hearing aid
she found out that farting made a noise. She was so upset by this she threw
away her hearing aids because farting is her favorite hobby but she doesn’t
want to hear them.

jclarke had a recent trip to Perth, which is in Western Australia. On this
trip he went on a tour 'Fremantle Prison' but he was unable to leave because
someone noticed he looked like a prisoner that escaped quite some time ago so
he has been detained .

In the obituaries we noticed Leona Helmsley's passed away and left 12 million to her
dog. RedheadGrrl has agreed to be the dogs’ official pooper scooper person until
she finds out where the damn dog is hiding all the money.

About 6 weeks ago Liebling:))) informed us about a woman who was kicked off
A plane for breastfeeding. Upon further investigation it was learned that the person
kicked off the plane was Liebling:))) and the reason they kicked her off was
because she was breastfeeding her husband.




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In this week’s arcives section you will all learn why women can’t be trusted
http://www.alldeaf.com/general-chat/1133-why-i-dont-trust-women.html
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I would escape if I was detained!!!!

LOL, keep it coming, bbnt! ;)
 
Thank you, bbnt for bringing sunshine to my day with your wit. :D :ty:
 
bbnt said:
{The Deaf Enquirer} 6th print

In VamPyroX’s thread “Clever Tampon Ad” it shows new member Platecafe
getting out of a empty pool because her new extra absorbent tampon
has soaked up all the water "Clever Tampon Advertising" - Off Topic - TechNews.CC

Our own news guru Miss-Delectable recently posted a thread
about a Deaf author wrote about a Demented Psychopath. It turns Out
that the book it written about Miss-Delectable

In the strange but true section of our paper shel90 posted the thread
“Funny Situations that have happened cuz of your deafness “ In it
she tell us a story how she accidently locked her husband in the basement
and Not being able to hear him banging on the door. Truth is shel90
locked her husband in the basement so she could watch Oprah without being
interrupted

In the same thread Moon-child told us the first time she got a hearing aid
she found out that farting made a noise. She was so upset by this she threw
away her hearing aids because farting is her favorite hobby but she doesn’t
want to hear them.

jclarke had a recent trip to Perth, which is in Western Australia. On this
trip he went on a tour 'Fremantle Prison' but he was unable to leave because
someone noticed he looked like a prisoner that escaped quite some time ago so
he has been detained .

In the obituaries we noticed Leona Helmsley's passed away and left 12 million to her
dog. RedheadGrrl has agreed to be the dogs’ official pooper scooper person until
she finds out where the damn dog is hiding all the money.

About 6 weeks ago Liebling:))) informed us about a woman who was kicked off
A plane for breastfeeding. Upon further investigation it was learned that the person kicked off the plane was Liebling:))) and the reason they kicked her off was
because she was breastfeeding her husband.




{{{{{ Archives }}}}}}

In this week’s arcives section you will all learn why women can’t be trusted
http://www.alldeaf.com/general-chat/1133-why-i-dont-trust-women.html
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:Oops: :eek3: I thought I trust you to keep yourself... You violate my trust...:pissed:













:giggle::rofl:
 
Oh i came in here to read the 7th edition but none yet? wahhh i need my laugh medicine! :( wahhhhh... :whip:
 
That's because I kidnapped BBNT and sent him back to the jail. :giggle:
 
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