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restless_heart said:
:eek3: Oh no, what did you just do, Oceanblue??? I am glad it wasn't my Teddy. :giggle:

Keep it coming...I loved it. Everyone needs a good laugh especially on bad days...
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:giggle: I have no idea ...I am soo happy its just a joke, Tom Brady is still with NE Patriots :dance2:

GO BRADY!!!
 
{The Deaf Enquirer} 4th print



In the strange but true news Nancy reported that a
Drunk Girl Got Her Eyebrows Shaved Off. Turns out
that Nancy was that drunk girl. When Nancy woke up
and saw what she had done so she trimmed some hair from
her private area and glued it on to where her eyebrows
used to be

dreamsfloatjoe was in police news this week when he
Made a mask Out of Duct Tape and tried to rob a bank.
To his surprise the bank he chose to rob was a sperm
bank and when the cops got close to catching him he
had to drink the evidence.

Our own Dixie wound up in the hospital after members
of an animal rights group chased her down and threw
cow patties at her because she had her dad kill a raccoon.

In the believe it or not department VamPyroX posted
a thread titled "Pregnancy: Reveal or Not to Reveal"
My sources tell me that it might be VamPyroX that is
pregnant.

In a couple of different threads we have learned about
the new website deafbunny.com. Apparently they
are looking for deaf males and females that want to
enter the porn industry. alldeaf's very own OldNavyGirl
has signed up 146 times.

The week we are adding a new section called {Archives}
In this section we will pull up links to old stories that
many of you have missed. This weeks story will show
you javapride and oddball's wilder side when the were
younger. I will post the links first and then copy and
paste part of the story

original link http://www.alldeaf.com/117127-post160.html

entire story http://www.alldeaf.com/creative-writing/3744-alldeaf-turns-play.html



javapride and Oddball have found their friend FlyFree's stash. With FlyFree out helping Sydlie, Oddball and javapride have gone thru her room {All 3 girls are roomates} found her bong and have been puffing on it for the last 45 min.


javapride: "I am so messed up."

Oddball: "Damn me to, but this shit has a funny after taste and that doesn't look like water in the bottom of the bong."

javapride: "Its not water, we ran out so I substituted vaginal cream."

Oddball starts coughing and gaging and has to run outside to get some air. javapride takes advantage of her friend going outside and smoke the rest of FlyFree's stuff.
 
:rofl::rofl: bbnt, you sure do write good stories. Thanks for the laugh. :rofl::rofl:
 
bbnt said:
{The Deaf Enquirer} 4th print



In the strange but true news Nancy reported that a
Drunk Girl Got Her Eyebrows Shaved Off. Turns out
that Nancy was that drunk girl. When Nancy woke up
and saw what she had done so she trimmed some hair from
her private area and glued it on to where her eyebrows
used to be

dreamsfloatjoe was in police news this week when he
Made a mask Out of Duct Tape and tried to rob a bank.
To his surprise the bank he chose to rob was a sperm
bank and when the cops got close to catching him he
had to drink the evidence.

Our own Dixie wound up in the hospital after members
of an animal rights group chased her down and threw
cow patties at her because she had her dad kill a raccoon.

In the believe it or not department VamPyroX posted
a thread titled "Pregnancy: Reveal or Not to Reveal"
My sources tell me that it might be VamPyroX that is
pregnant.

In a couple of different threads we have learned about
the new website deafbunny.com. Apparently they
are looking for deaf males and females that want to
enter the porn industry. alldeaf's very own OldNavyGirl
has signed up 146 times.

The week we are adding a new section called {Archives}
In this section we will pull up links to old stories that
many of you have missed. This weeks story will show
you javapride and oddball's wilder side when the were
younger. I will post the links first and then copy and
paste part of the story

original link http://www.alldeaf.com/117127-post160.html

entire story http://www.alldeaf.com/creative-writing/3744-alldeaf-turns-play.html



javapride and Oddball have found their friend FlyFree's stash. With FlyFree out helping Sydlie, Oddball and javapride have gone thru her room {All 3 girls are roomates} found her bong and have been puffing on it for the last 45 min.


javapride: "I am so messed up."

Oddball: "Damn me to, but this shit has a funny after taste and that doesn't look like water in the bottom of the bong."

javapride: "Its not water, we ran out so I substituted vaginal cream."

Oddball starts coughing and gaging and has to run outside to get some air. javapride takes advantage of her friend going outside and smoke the rest of FlyFree's stuff.
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OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD I love u BBNT U SO FUNNY!
 
LMAO so funny bbnt hehe keep coming heh you make my day i was kind of down a while ago until i came cross this thread and laugh myself out

:rofl: :rofl: thank you thank you
 
Prehaps!! Bbnt must be busy doing comedy stands at night time in real life?
 
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