AllDeaf's very own trash newspaper

this is a weekend paper only

*gasps* weekend paper only!? You know everyone can not stand the great laughter every day, can you change the policy? At the least, the good thing, the weekend is just around the corner anyway ;)
 
*gasps* weekend paper only!? You know everyone can not stand the great laughter every day, can you change the policy? At the least, the good thing, the weekend is just around the corner anyway ;)

I would burn out trying to do it anymore than that
 
I have done threads like this before and I always burn out...better just to do it on the weekend
 
Good Idea, at the least, good luck with the 5th print ;)
 
Not your problem!? It ain't mine either! ;) BUT we'll miss his jokes for the weekend, anyway *shakes head*
 
{The Deaf Enquirer} 5th print


In the strange but stupid department this week lumbingmi
accidentally cut off his own penis with a steak knife after
his steak fell into his lap.

In even stranger news new alldeaf member Raider
complained that his Sorenson VP 200 plus would
not work and tech support was not helping. Turns
out that the reason it would work was because
Raider had sex with his router and just needed to
clean off the sticky mess

In our life section today Freaky Cat reported that
getting married would help those with depression.
After reading this jclarke got married to deafilmedia.
Now not only is he depressed but he is suicidal.

In medical news Sunshinelady was in a hospital after
attending a tomato fighting festival in Spain. Apparently
she didn't understand that you were supposed to throw
the tomatoes at other people and she hit herself so much
she knocked herself unconscious.

For those of you that follow police news you will be
interested in learning that VamPyroX was arrested
after admitting that he was a prostitute in the "Alldeaf
posting leaders" thread. In related news Cheri was also
arrested, it seems after VamPyroX admitted to being
a prostitute Cheri was seen giving him money to preform
sinful acts of the flesh.


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In scientific news more the 4 years ago I reported
indisputable proof that girls are evil and as well all
know I was right.

http://www.alldeaf.com/general-chat/3083-proof-girls-evil.html

girlsevil.jpg
 
hahahha.. girls LIVE!! heh..

and i dont see the girls in here.. its only women? :lol:
 
Tsk tsk, BBNT

I came back home from the infamous Gunnison Beach a few hours ago. I am fully tan from my head to toes. :whistle:
 
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