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I guess BBNT is this Patriot costume last seen in New England
THANK YOU BBNT for good spirit>>>>>Patriot Win last night!!!! yayayay
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THANK YOU BBNT for good spirit>>>>>Patriot Win last night!!!! yayayay
J/k
I guess BBNT is this Patriot costume last seen in New England
FLASH: BBNT sightings are occuring at a rapid rate. The above
mentioned sighting was probably accurate and looks as if the
Aliens forgot to remove the pressure relief valve prior to his escape.
Methane appears to be accumulating in his brain. An explosion
seems eminent! The photo showing BBNT willing to work for food
is probably a fake. It shows clearly in this Patriot costume that
he can no longer open his mouth due to the immense amount of
swelling. Currently authorities are searching for methods to relieve
the pressure before an explosion causes massive collateral damage!
More will be reported as soon as the problem finds a resolution. Rescue
workers are asking that no one light a match!
FLASH: BBNT sightings are occuring at a rapid rate. The above
mentioned sighting was probably accurate and looks as if the
Aliens forgot to remove the pressure relief valve prior to his escape.
Methane appears to be accumulating in his brain. An explosion
seems eminent! The photo showing BBNT willing to work for food
is probably a fake. It shows clearly in this Patriot costume that
he can no longer open his mouth due to the immense amount of
swelling. Currently authorities are searching for methods to relieve
the pressure before an explosion causes massive collateral damage!
More will be reported as soon as the problem finds a resolution. Rescue
workers are asking that no one light a match!
Where was BBNT in 1997?
The following news item has led authorities on a new man
hunt to question BBNT as to his possible role in methane
related emmisions, postulating that they were not all caused
by fires but are considering BBNT as an alternative source.
The scientists also determined almost all the increased levels of carbon dioxide and methane measured during 1997 and 1998 could be attributed to the worldwide fires at the time, underscoring the impact El Nino has on greenhouse gas emissions. Carbon is stored in vegetation, and when the vegetation burns, the carbon returns to the atmosphere. Cows and certain
genetically mutated humans, usually those with initials for names, are
heavy producers of such green house gases.
Anyone spotting BBNT is asked to report to authorties. Do not engage
this individual in conversation or attempt to hold for questioning as the
situation could be explosive.
The following news item has led authorities on a new man
hunt to question BBNT as to his possible role in methane
related emmisions, postulating that they were not all caused
by fires but are considering BBNT as an alternative source.
The scientists also determined almost all the increased levels of carbon dioxide and methane measured during 1997 and 1998 could be attributed to the worldwide fires at the time, underscoring the impact El Nino has on greenhouse gas emissions. Carbon is stored in vegetation, and when the vegetation burns, the carbon returns to the atmosphere. Cows and certain
genetically mutated humans, usually those with initials for names, are
heavy producers of such green house gases.
Anyone spotting BBNT is asked to report to authorties. Do not engage
this individual in conversation or attempt to hold for questioning as the
situation could be explosive.
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I am sorry to quibble with my fellow Ore-GROAN-ian, but COWS is an acronym, just like BBNT (and means approximately the same):
Carbon Output Waste Secretions
Carbon Output Waste Secretions
See!? Its got initials just like BBNT, and thats why cows fa....,
produce so much methane. Having initials does it.
But maybe it really stands for.....
Chronic Overuse of Wittisisums Sporadically...
or maybe
Copius Obnoxious Warning Signals.....yeah thats it!
See!? Its got initials just like BBNT, and thats why cows fa....,
produce so much methane. Having initials does it.
But maybe it really stands for.....
Chronic Overuse of Wittisisums Sporadically...
or maybe
Copius Obnoxious Warning Signals.....yeah thats it!
