BBNT Update
FLASH: After having been abducted by methane seeking aliens, BBNT
was tracked to a top secret laboratory where he was xrayed in
order to determine the reason for such massive methane
production. It was discovered that his abductors had forgotten
to give him his daily injection of BEANO and subsequenty
had been being used as a refueling station for all methane
powered vehicles in the US. He was last seen with his kids
blanky, curled up in a fetal position and sucking his thumb.
Special secret agent reports have been blown out of proportion
but they do suggest that BBNT got really gassed after breaking
into the aliens wet bar, and escaped by using an unknown
method of propulsion. We suspect a new type of methane
jet. Further updates as they arrive.
FLASH: After having been abducted by methane seeking aliens, BBNT
was tracked to a top secret laboratory where he was xrayed in
order to determine the reason for such massive methane
production. It was discovered that his abductors had forgotten
to give him his daily injection of BEANO and subsequenty
had been being used as a refueling station for all methane
powered vehicles in the US. He was last seen with his kids
blanky, curled up in a fetal position and sucking his thumb.
Special secret agent reports have been blown out of proportion
but they do suggest that BBNT got really gassed after breaking
into the aliens wet bar, and escaped by using an unknown
method of propulsion. We suspect a new type of methane
jet. Further updates as they arrive.