That is because everything he comes up with is very low context logic oriented. It is a way of thinking many hearing people pride themselves on, and believe it is a very intelligent thing to do -- But it is a learned way of thinking, few people think that way naturally and Deaf Culture and ASL uses high context thinking.
The best way I know to explain the idiotcy of low context thinking is to take something I learned when I was first learning how to write fiction.
A reasonable person using high context thinking knows that when you look up you tilt your head back and roll your eyes upward so you can see the top of a building.
Thus to a high context person the sentence, "He raised his eyes to the roof of the building." makes perfect sense. A high context thinking person may even reply, "How else is he going to see what is on the roof of the building?"
However a low context thinker is horrified by the sentence. Why? To them you "raise" something by picking it up with your hands. You raise something to the roof by placing it on the roof with your hands. To a low context thinker logic dictates no other way of interpreting the sentence -- Thus a writer for the general public should NEVER use it. This type of thinking works because of the way the spoken word works and how words are defined.
ASL on the other hand allows you to take your two "F" handshapes, use them as your eyes looking all around the street -- Allows you to raise your hands that are established as your eyeballs up to the roof of the building that has already been placed there, and suddenly explode in surprise.
Totally appalling the low context, logic oriented, hearing person who does not see the same image we do.
Hopefully this will help you, maybe even him. Even though we are all writing English, drphil is using a different language than we are.