You want to hear about my Fourth of July morning? I went to a friend's house to water her plants and feed her dog (she went on vacation). I'm horrible with directions, and it makes it worse that the city I live in has cookie-cutter homes. They are all exactly the same. So I get to the house and realize that the key doesn't work. She did tell me there was a slight chance that the key would not work. I saw that there was a window open so I climbed in. WRONG house. Worse - WRONG DOG!!!!! A mean-ass looking dog - with some serious teeth showing. It barely got my shoe as I climbed out of the window and hastily ran to my car. A man came out of the house in a shaggy bathrobe, cussing and yelling. He said something about calling the police. I was so embarrassed and scared to death! I finally found the house, got in, and started watering the plants (inside and outside). The plants ouside were by a pool. I was watering the plants when I suddenly slipped and fell into the pool! I had to wring my clothes and dry them in this person's house. Meanwhile I was naked and the dog kept looking at me funny! I finally dried my clothes and went to Wal-Mart to buy some food. While I was at the check-out counter, a woman in front of me dropped a glass bottle of red wine - all over my clothes! I knew it was time to go home - and STAY home. What a bad morning it was!