Everlucent
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Cake?
or Pie?
/discuss
or Pie?
/discuss
You want to hear about my Fourth of July morning? I went to a friend's house to water her plants and feed her dog (she went on vacation). I'm horrible with directions, and it makes it worse that the city I live in has cookie-cutter homes. They are all exactly the same. So I get to the house and realize that the key doesn't work. She did tell me there was a slight chance that the key would not work. I saw that there was a window open so I climbed in. WRONG house. Worse - WRONG DOG!!!!! A mean-ass looking dog - with some serious teeth showing. It barely got my shoe as I climbed out of the window and hastily ran to my car. A man came out of the house in a shaggy bathrobe, cussing and yelling. He said something about calling the police. I was so embarrassed and scared to death! I finally found the house, got in, and started watering the plants (inside and outside). The plants ouside were by a pool. I was watering the plants when I suddenly slipped and fell into the pool! I had to wring my clothes and dry them in this person's house. Meanwhile I was naked and the dog kept looking at me funny! I finally dried my clothes and went to Wal-Mart to buy some food. While I was at the check-out counter, a woman in front of me dropped a glass bottle of red wine - all over my clothes! I knew it was time to go home - and STAY home. What a bad morning it was!
Damn bajagal! When you say you've had a shitty day, you damn well mean it! I hope things are going better for you now.
Earlier today I got a damn hospital bill - it eats up this weeks pay check entirely. UGH Back in the poor house DAMMIT!
This evening my daughter and I going to the movies to watch Kung Fu Panda - at least have a few dollars to spare for some luxuries.
Damn bajagal! When you say you've had a shitty day, you damn well mean it! I hope things are going better for you now.
Earlier today I got a damn hospital bill - it eats up this weeks pay check entirely. UGH Back in the poor house DAMMIT!
This evening my daughter and I going to the movies to watch Kung Fu Panda - at least have a few dollars to spare for some luxuries.
You want to hear about my Fourth of July morning? I went to a friend's house to water her plants and feed her dog (she went on vacation). I'm horrible with directions, and it makes it worse that the city I live in has cookie-cutter homes. They are all exactly the same. So I get to the house and realize that the key doesn't work. She did tell me there was a slight chance that the key would not work. I saw that there was a window open so I climbed in. WRONG house. Worse - WRONG DOG!!!!! A mean-ass looking dog - with some serious teeth showing. It barely got my shoe as I climbed out of the window and hastily ran to my car. A man came out of the house in a shaggy bathrobe, cussing and yelling. He said something about calling the police. I was so embarrassed and scared to death! I finally found the house, got in, and started watering the plants (inside and outside). The plants ouside were by a pool. I was watering the plants when I suddenly slipped and fell into the pool! I had to wring my clothes and dry them in this person's house. Meanwhile I was naked and the dog kept looking at me funny! I finally dried my clothes and went to Wal-Mart to buy some food. While I was at the check-out counter, a woman in front of me dropped a glass bottle of red wine - all over my clothes! I knew it was time to go home - and STAY home. What a bad morning it was!
Cake?
or Pie?
/discuss
Hey, shel90, my washing machine is broken too!
Hey, shel90, my washing machine is broken too!
You want to hear about my Fourth of July morning? I went to a friend's house to water her plants and feed her dog (she went on vacation). I'm horrible with directions, and it makes it worse that the city I live in has cookie-cutter homes. They are all exactly the same. So I get to the house and realize that the key doesn't work. She did tell me there was a slight chance that the key would not work. I saw that there was a window open so I climbed in. WRONG house. Worse - WRONG DOG!!!!! A mean-ass looking dog - with some serious teeth showing. It barely got my shoe as I climbed out of the window and hastily ran to my car. A man came out of the house in a shaggy bathrobe, cussing and yelling. He said something about calling the police. I was so embarrassed and scared to death! I finally found the house, got in, and started watering the plants (inside and outside). The plants ouside were by a pool. I was watering the plants when I suddenly slipped and fell into the pool! I had to wring my clothes and dry them in this person's house. Meanwhile I was naked and the dog kept looking at me funny! I finally dried my clothes and went to Wal-Mart to buy some food. While I was at the check-out counter, a woman in front of me dropped a glass bottle of red wine - all over my clothes! I knew it was time to go home - and STAY home. What a bad morning it was!
Do u have to pay for it or your landlord ?
I once accidently break my mother's washing machine.
Fortunately, it is a complex, and either of us doesn't own it, LOL! Their problem, not ours!
And I am at my parents at the moment, using their machine!
Same here. I'd have paid good money to have seen all that! *ducking*
Hehehehe...Concentration gone to hell? Sounds like a lack of sleep to me.
that was messed up, deafbajagal but let me top that... hhhmmm nope. definitely the worst luck I've ever heard.
Bajagal, you'll laugh about this in years to come