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I took my kiddos to the park today for a picinic.. we ran about, read books and enjoyed the sunshine
 
I took my kiddos to the park today for a picinic.. we ran about, read books and enjoyed the sunshine

Nice...wish I could do that but I had to work. :(

At least my job is fun.
 
Nice...wish I could do that but I had to work. :(

At least my job is fun.

it was one of the few days this week that I don't work! so I had to! plus it was nice to have that bonding time with my monsters! :D
 
heh...I made an emarassing ass out of myself today at work. It was mortifying although I hid it well.
as you all know I work for a wonderful vet clinic and love it there depending on my mood...with that said we had a rather large squirrel that came in after being hit by a car. Yes, someone brought it in...and uh, what I thought was a tumor was actually the animals nut sack...

I should have just kept my mouth shut but NO...I just had to ask if it was a tumor and as a female the response was just awkward. the "tech" said " no, it's his testicles " matter of factly.

I blushed so hard it wasn't even funny. I wanted to hide but hey...I should have kept my mouth shut.

I didn't ask another question for the rest of the day....talk about mortifying...
on a serious note though...
that was the largest nut sack on a squrriel I have ever seen...er.

:popcorn:
 
heh...I made an emarassing ass out of myself today at work. It was mortifying although I hid it well.
as you all know I work for a wonderful vet clinic and love it there depending on my mood...with that said we had a rather large squirrel that came in after being hit by a car. Yes, someone brought it in...and uh, what I thought was a tumor was actually the animals nut sack...

I should have just kept my mouth shut but NO...I just had to ask if it was a tumor and as a female the response was just awkward. the "tech" said " no, it's his testicles " matter of factly.

I blushed so hard it wasn't even funny. I wanted to hide but hey...I should have kept my mouth shut.

I didn't ask another question for the rest of the day....talk about mortifying...
on a serious note though...
that was the largest nut sack on a squrriel I have ever seen...er.

:popcorn:
:laugh2: I can imagine - diagnosing a person with cancer, turns out it's just his family jewels, LMBO!!!!

I think there's a good joke in the makings there!
 
^^^ Maybe the first squirrel porn star in the making?
 
you guys just gave me my first big smile today - uh right after my dogs that is!
 
Don't thank us, thank those really big squirrely tumors Jaspheth found!! :rofl:
 
:giggle:

Hey Dixie, in case anyone tells you you don't know sh*t, you can show them your photo and prove them wrong.
 
I had to leave class early because I have a cold, and really didn't feel up for the class. I kept coughing every two minutes of the lecture, and everyone kept staring at me,so when we got released from break I just asked for the homework assignments and went home.
 
Hubby and I took the doggies for a run on the beach. Love, love, love this season - it was a beautifully warm day, bright blue skies, and only a few hardy souls down at the beach. Got to watch some pelicans swooping in low to pick up their dinner. Truly amazing how they can do that, pluck fish from the tops of the waves.

It was a nice afternoon.

Local saying: "If God isn't a Tarheel, why is the sky Carolina blue?" Today was a perfect example of that.
 
I buy water jug for water cooler....get home, is cracked....soak me...duct tape fix it...put it on cooler...water pour through cooler all over floor...soak kitchen and me.

Take bedroom door off hinge, bathroom door off hinge, throw bedroom door out (broken), attempt, put bathroom door on bedroom...discover open wrong way. Now have no bedroom door.

Have cold sore start lip.

A day what start 645am slutty cousin need ride home from random hotel WILL NOT BE GOOD DAY.
 
I buy water jug for water cooler....get home, is cracked....soak me...duct tape fix it...put it on cooler...water pour through cooler all over floor...soak kitchen and me.

Take bedroom door off hinge, bathroom door off hinge, throw bedroom door out (broken), attempt, put bathroom door on bedroom...discover open wrong way. Now have no bedroom door.

Have cold sore start lip.

A day what start 645am slutty cousin need ride home from random hotel WILL NOT BE GOOD DAY.

:shock:

I think any day starting at 6:45 am with a slutty girl calling you for a ride home is bound to be a bad day.

At least here's one that will make you laugh.

A friend of mine found out she got an F on her English exam and she was walking to her next class and a random branch falls out of a tree and lands on her head scratching her face and leaving quite a lump on her head.

Now that's a crappy start to a day if I ever saw one. From what I understood, her day just kept going downhill from there, but in the most ridiculous ways. :lol:
 
She DID look like shit lol. Hair awry, makeup smear, clothes rumple. Walk of shame.
 
spent the morning consoling my friend. she needed a shoulder to cry on :(
 
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