This is one of the times when I wish my credentials equaled my curiosity and interests. There is nothing more I would have enjoyed this morning than writing up a grant seeking funding to research metafluency as it occurs in English, ASL, and Spanish.
When selecting a team I would have to try to get Jillio involved. Not because I think she is the most qualified to study the subject but because she is one of the very few who understands how I think and is tolerant of the fact I can have a mountain of information on a subject and still have gaping holes of ignorance you can drive a train through. As such she would be invaluable to me.
But then I would be expected to write reports in extremely obtuse jargon rather than understandable language and at some point I would get fed up and walk off.
Oh well, nice fantasy.