In the year 2050…
Sabrina will suddenly disappear from alldeaf when her Internet privileges are taken away by the administration of her nursing home. She will have to be permanently sedated after she repeatedly grabs male orderlies by the genitals, throttles her wheelchair to full speed, and tries to get her ‘prize’ back to her room before the nursing staff can catch her.
The most popular thread in the Current Events forum will be a debate as to whether or not a mistrial should be declared in the Robert Blake murder trial, especially since Blake died in the year 2035.
Beowulf’s newest conspiracy theory will involve whether Jenna Bush’s grandson conspired with the Freemasons and the Iluminati to conceal the Moon Colony’s discovery of a perpetual motion machine buried 10 miles below the lunar surface. LUNZ will think it’s a good theory, but won’t post anything because he’ll still be too busy looking for the stash he lost in the year 2040.
Deaf258 will leave alldeaf temporarily to host his own ASL cooking show on cable television. He will return to alldeaf after a tragic onstage accident involving an electric carving knife. He will spend the rest of his life postwhoring on alldeaf, endlessly trying to convince ravensteve to eat an entire box of hearing aid batteries.
