How many times a day do you fart?

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Assume...how many times a day do u pass gas?? Meme...psh i dont know...I know ur gonna say this is a perverted thread, but hey we all have to fart someday. I'd have to say about 5 times a day lol I know I know I'm :crazy:
 
On average, around 3 times a day. Unless I've eaten a Burrito, then you damn well better get outta the room. :o
 
LOL I remember you farted in my bed while Ray and Matt B was smoking up with me. You was sleeping and u farted so bad that we wanted to leave
 
We'll ask Ray himself when he's either too damn drunk or stoned to lie. :P
 
Yeah and I know hes gonna say nah it was sam. I KNOW IT WAS YOU!!!!! YOU WAS SLEEPING SO U WOULDNT KNOW U FARTED!
 
Maybe, maybe not. There were two other people in the room besides just you and me, and of course they'd blame it on the sleeping man. :o
 
Hmm, I guess I should stop eat my favorite bean soup.
Or should I keep eat? Since it's my favorite. :(
 
I don't know. I never really count. It depends on what I eat. Once, I hate a bunch of White Castles... and farted up a storm for the rest of the night... MAN... IT REEKED!
 
Originally posted by VamPyroX
I don't know. I never really count. It depends on what I eat. Once, I hate a bunch of White Castles... and farted up a storm for the rest of the night... MAN... IT REEKED!

I don't think I wanna smell that. :eek:
 
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