How many times a day do you fart?

Codger said:
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It's a fact Jack! :confused:

http://googol.homestead.com/files/text/gas.txt

MAN SUCCUMBS TO HIS OWN DEADLY FLATULENCE, DIES
(Bloomburg News Service, 25 March)

A terrible diet and a room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a
man who was killed by his own gas.

There was no mark on the body, but autopsy showed large amounts of methane
gas in his system. His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage (and
a couple of other things). It was just the right combination of foods.

It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing from the poisonous cloud
that was hanging over his bed. Had he been outside, or had the windows been
open, it wouldn't have been fatal. But the man was shut up in his near airtight
bedroom.

He was..."a big man with a huge capacity for creating (this deadly gas)" Three of
the rescue people got sick and one was hospitalized.
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:shock: but also :laugh2:
 
why not BAN BEAN??? NO MORE BEAN, NO MORE BEAN, NO MORE BEAN, NO MORE BEAN, NO MORE BEAN, NO MORE BEAN, NO MORE BEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

:booty: :o :fart:
 
Codger said:
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It's a fact Jack! :confused:

http://googol.homestead.com/files/text/gas.txt

MAN SUCCUMBS TO HIS OWN DEADLY FLATULENCE, DIES
(Bloomburg News Service, 25 March)

A terrible diet and a room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a
man who was killed by his own gas.

There was no mark on the body, but autopsy showed large amounts of methane
gas in his system. His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage (and
a couple of other things). It was just the right combination of foods.

It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing from the poisonous cloud
that was hanging over his bed. Had he been outside, or had the windows been
open, it wouldn't have been fatal. But the man was shut up in his near airtight
bedroom.

He was..."a big man with a huge capacity for creating (this deadly gas)" Three of
the rescue people got sick and one was hospitalized.
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Oh man! I could never stand the smell of cabbage being microwaved. I've had to suffer that smell when other students on my floor microwave their cabbage. As soon as the microwave door opens, the whole floor reeks! :barf:
 
Just type in the words "fart" and "music" on google

something ravensteve will enjoy... LOL!
 
Well everybody do fart, no one is perfect for that. I do fart lol. Even if i have someone with me when I fart then this person have to have a mask to cover lol

PurrMeow
 
sablescort said:
ROFLMAO! Good one vamp. I must had a brain fart when I had to figure who would be the one to marry him.

Let's hope the honeymoon suite is really full of gas the morning after.... heh!
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Hope that everyone came equipped with gas masks.
 
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