How many times a day do you fart?

Hmm is it me or what.

I see the :laugh2: marquee. ?!?!?!
 
Daaammnnn, I thought my dog was worse than stink bomb! Everytime he sat next to me on the couch and broke a wind..... Next thing I knew I looked down on my shirt, I saw a fucking brown spot on it!!! I screamed, took it off and washed it right away. Unfortunately, it kinda stained. So, I rarely sat next to him again.
 
damn this thread went long way since 2003.. :laugh2: okay I do fart but i never keep up with how many times I do fart :whistle:
 
Another timeless classic resurrected from the bowels of alldeaf…
 
Interesting this thread... Goes back here again...
You must be dug up the old dirt and bring it back here long ages.. (chuckles)

Depend your meal making you more FARTING...
If you eat brown beans.. will powerful fart fumes... *caution you have to wear oxgyen mask* to prevent smell strong ones.. (laughing)
 
Gawd - too much 411 here. :dizzy:

Like I care about how many times they fart a day. It is not going to enhance my knowledge. :sure:
 
I agree with Meg.

Why not make a thread about how many times your brain farted? :ugh2:
 
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It's a fact Jack! :confused:

http://googol.homestead.com/files/text/gas.txt

MAN SUCCUMBS TO HIS OWN DEADLY FLATULENCE, DIES
(Bloomburg News Service, 25 March)

A terrible diet and a room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a
man who was killed by his own gas.

There was no mark on the body, but autopsy showed large amounts of methane
gas in his system. His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage (and
a couple of other things). It was just the right combination of foods.

It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing from the poisonous cloud
that was hanging over his bed. Had he been outside, or had the windows been
open, it wouldn't have been fatal. But the man was shut up in his near airtight
bedroom.

He was..."a big man with a huge capacity for creating (this deadly gas)" Three of
the rescue people got sick and one was hospitalized.
 
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