My last gas bill was about $345 a month which its suck but hey, I'm not the only one who gotta pay bills, you guys too... Speaking of heat and suffer, I got a joke to tell...ready?
A young polar bear cub approached his mother one day and asked, “Mom, am I a polar bear?”
“Of course you are,” she replied with a smile.
“OK,” said the cub, and padded off. Later, he found his dad out by the iceberg. “Dad, am I a polar bear?”
“Sure you are, son!” said his dad, wondering a bit at why his son would ask such a silly thing.
The next day, the cub asked the question again and again. “Are you and mom polar bears? You are? Well, then, does that make me a polar bear? Pure, 100% polar bear?”
Finally, his parents couldn’t stand it any longer. “Son, you’re driving us crazy with this question! You are a polar bear! Why do you keep asking?”
“Am I really your child?”
The cub looked up and confessed, “Cause I’m FUCKING FREEZING!”