Hahaha good point.
Actually, "green" is being overhyped in some aspects. For example, we're obsessed with "synthetic" chemicals since they aren't "natural" but the truth is that if synthetic chemicals have been proven safe then it's safe, no matter how "natural" or "synthetic" it is.
There are a lot of "natural" chemicals that are much more toxic and actually do more damage than "synthetic" chemicals.
For example, let's say, many may say, "I like paper bag because it's more natural" but the price of choosing paper over plastic is significant - it harms more to our environment since it cuts down a lot of trees, use several times more water, and all that to process into paper while it takes a few steps and significantly less energy to convert oil to plastic.
We must look at the whole efficiency of using energy. Just because we use oil doesn't mean we're not being "green" - it is often more green. Also, it is more "green" to use nuclear power than to use oil but no, we have radical environmentalists telling us that it's bad because of radioactive waste but the thing is that we actually make it more "green" since we can store the waste in a well controlled environment and even if leaks out, it would spread out slowly and lose its potency.