Corrupt a Wish

Hear Again said:
<Coldplay rules!>

Your wish is granted, but since you spent all of your money on frivelous things, you don't have enough to afford a concert ticket.

I wish I didn't have to change batteries in my CIs.
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Granted, then your CI doesn't work anymore. :P

I wish I were having a hot air balloon ride.
 
Liza said:
Granted, then your CI doesn't work anymore. :P

I wish I were having a hot air balloon ride.
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Wish granted but when you got to the site, you realized it all hot air. :lol:

I wish I were duck hunting in North Dakota.
 
society's_child said:
Granted. Now you're here in Washington DC. It's cold, rainy and gloomy.

I wish i were an optimist.
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Your wish is granted, but since you've encountered too much bad luck during your lifetime, being an optimist is out of the question.

I wish I had long, thick blonde hair.
 
Hear Again said:
Your wish is granted, but since you've encountered too much bad luck during your lifetime, being an optimist is out of the question.

I wish I had long, thick blonde hair.
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Granted but you will be the brunt of the "dumb blonde jokes."

I wish I didn't have to make a wish on this game...
 
Byrdie714 said:
Granted but you will be the brunt of the "dumb blonde jokes."

I wish I didn't have to make a wish on this game...
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Granted, but you enjoy being in the conversation so much that you just can't help yourself. :giggle:

I wish i had a lovely aquarium.
 
society's_child said:
Granted, but you enjoy being in the conversation so much that you just can't help yourself. :giggle:

I wish i had a lovely aquarium.
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granted but you invite alleycat over for dinner in which she brings her cats along. Needless to say, the cats had a bigger dinner than you guys did.

i wish i was a hitman for the mob.
 
dead money said:
granted but you invite alleycat over for dinner in which she brings her cats along. Needless to say, the cats had a bigger dinner than you guys did.

i wish i was a hitman for the mob.
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:laugh2: Good one.

Granted, but you agree to wear a wire. Eventually... :rl:

I wish it didn't cost 11 bucks to see a movie.
 
Granted, tickets need to increase because Hollywood does not make enough money. Tickets now cost $15.


I wish I did not have to pay for dog grooming.
 
Bottesini said:
Granted, tickets need to increase because Hollywood does not make enough money. Tickets now cost $15.


I wish I did not have to pay for dog grooming.
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Granted only you are now doing the work making your dog look like it got a "bowl" cut.

I wish I had bills to pay.
 
Byrdie714 said:
Granted only you are now doing the work making your dog look like it got a "bowl" cut.

I wish I had bills to pay.
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President Obama grants your wish and puts the national debt solely in your name.

i wish i could journey to the center of the earth.
 
dead money said:
President Obama grants your wish and puts the national debt solely in your name.

i wish i could journey to the center of the earth.
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Granted, enjoy being chased by T. Rex and various predators thought to be extinct and being cooked by all the surrounding lava.

I wish I could have a mint with my hot green tea right now.
 
Liza said:
Granted, enjoy being chased by T. Rex and various predators thought to be extinct and being cooked by all the surrounding lava.

I wish I could have a mint with my hot green tea right now.
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granted, but it will give you ingestion.


i wish i could sleep all day tomorrow.
 
Byrdie714 said:
Granted but it will be a torturous sleep for you as you would dream....

I wish it wasn't cold.
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Your wish is granted, but since you decided to live in a cold climate, you don't have much choice. :(

I wish I didn't feel so tired right now.
 
Granted, but you'll get so many more projects you won't sleep for a month.

Wish I had some buffalo chicken wings right now ....
 
AlleyCat said:
Granted, but you'll get so many more projects you won't sleep for a month.

Wish I had some buffalo chicken wings right now ....
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Wish grantd and wait till you see those wings from a buffalo!

I wish it was still light out so I can clean up my project.
 
Tousi said:
Wish grantd and wait till you see those wings from a buffalo!

I wish it was still light out so I can clean up my project.
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Granted, but your clean-up's gonna take 24 hours.

Wish I lived in Alaska where it is daylight nearly 24 hours! :)
 
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