Corrupt a Wish

AlleyCat said:
Your wish is granted, but then you'll come down with the flu again tomorrow!

I wish somebody would rake all my leaves for me. My lawn is totally leaf-covered, I can't even see the grass!
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granted, but more will fall tomorrow

i wish it was 6:30 already!
 
society's_child said:
Granted, it's 6:30 am. Time to start the day!!

I wish the Bee Gees weren't playing on the radio right now... :roll:
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Granted, but then you'll have to listen to Elvis and Ol' Blue Eyes instead.

I wish I could have a glass of wine, but it's only 1:30 pm !! TOO EARLY !!
 
society's_child said:
Granted, but your personality SUCKS!! :thumbd:

I wish i'd stop getting spam e-mails.
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Granted, but then when your inbox is always empty, you realize you actually liked spam emails :D

I wish my cats would go for walks on a leash.
 
AlleyCat said:
Granted, but then when your inbox is always empty, you realize you actually liked spam emails :D

I wish my cats would go for walks on a leash.
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Granted but because you embarrassed them in front of their neighborhood felines, they wait until you sleep that night and proceed to shred every fabric you ever owned.

I wish i was Peter Eastgate
 
Before anyone answers the above, Eastgate is a professional poker player.
 
dead money said:
Granted but because you embarrassed them in front of their neighborhood felines, they wait until you sleep that night and proceed to shred every fabric you ever owned.

I wish i was Peter Eastgate
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Your wish is granted, but since your poker skills leave alot to be desired, you ended up losing everything -- and then some.

I wish I already had my Bachelor's in social work.
 
Hear Again said:
Your wish is granted, but since your poker skills leave alot to be desired, you ended up losing everything -- and then some.

I wish I already had my Bachelor's in social work.
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9 million dollars is a lot to lose ;) Who am i, Archie Karas? :laugh2:

Anyway your wish is granted but you cant find any work due to the ecominic crisis so you hastily take a job shoveling elephant shit at the zoo for 10$ an hour.

I wish Jurrasic Park was real.
 
Tousi said:
Before anyone answers the above, Eastgate is a professional poker player.
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lol did you watch the final table last night on espn2 btw? Its easy to be champion when everyone keeps donk-shoving with nothing and you got the nuts :laugh2:
 
dead money said:
lol did you watch the final table last night on espn2 btw? Its easy to be champion when everyone keeps donk-shoving with nothing and you got the nuts :laugh2:
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I sure did! Lol, yeah, like Phillips coming back the way he did before going out in 7th place, I think.

Sorry, folks, back to our regularly scheduled programming.
 
Tousi said:
I sure did! Lol, yeah, like Phillips coming back the way he did before going out in 7th place, I think.

Sorry, folks, back to our regularly scheduled programming.
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:laugh2:

Yeah, i found it comical that norman chad commentating said that Phillips was "well aware of Phillip Hilm's self destruction" last year as chip leader before bowing out in 9th place yet he almost did it himself. He took 3rd though which earned 4.1 mil, id say thats a pretty good recovery. I was hoping for Eastgate or Montgomery anyway because they're accomplished internet pros and quite frankly it would be better for the game.

Sorry back to our regularly scheduled programming. :cool2:
 
I watched it! Was glued to my couch.

Sorry, back to our scheduled programming now. (LMAO)
 
dead money said:
9 million dollars is a lot to lose ;) Who am i, Archie Karas? :laugh2:

Anyway your wish is granted but you cant find any work due to the ecominic crisis so you hastily take a job shoveling elephant shit at the zoo for 10$ an hour.

I wish Jurrasic Park was real.
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At least it's better than being homeless like you who lost $9 million on a bet. :D
 
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