Corrupt a Wish

[society's_child]

Granted, but your clean-up's gonna take 24 hours.

Wish I lived in Alaska where it is daylight nearly 24 hours!

Granted but you have trouble sleeping because of the constant daylight streaming thru the blinds.

I wish i hadn't lost the hubcap on my car.

 

[Tousi]

Granted, but your clean-up's gonna take 24 hours.

Wish I lived in Alaska where it is daylight nearly 24 hours!

Granted but you forget it is dark just about 24 hrs a day at another time of the year.

Just the same, I wish I could move to the Ketchikan area of Alaska.

 

[AlleyCat]

Granted but you forget it is dark just about 24 hrs a day at another time of the year.

Just the same, I wish I could move to the Ketchikan area of Alaska.

Granted, but it'll be so cold for you that your teeth will be chattering at all times.

I wish that my college registration was so easy. It's not !

 

[Hear Again]

Granted, but it'll be so cold for you that your teeth will be chattering at all times.

I wish that my college registration was so easy. It's not !

Your wish is granted, but since you missed your college's online registration deadline, now you have to do it in person.

I wish I had 5,000 posts on AD.

 

[Bottesini]

Your wish is granted, but since you missed your college's online registration deadline, now you have to do it in person.

I wish I had 5,000 posts on AD.

Granted, do that one in my postwhoring thread.

I hope my postwhoring thread goes on forever.

 

[Hear Again]

Granted, do that one in my postwhoring thread.

I hope my postwhoring thread goes on forever.

Your wish is granted, but eventually ADers got tired of your thread and stopped replying to it.

I wish I had some chocolate or coconut cake.

 

[NorCal20]

your wish is granted but you're sick after eat them.

i wish i own 75,000 bucks worth of the car: 2009 Nissan Skyline.

 

[Liza]

your wish is granted but you're sick after eat them.

i wish i own 75,000 bucks worth of the car: 2009 Nissan Skyline.

Granted, but you find out it can't run at all and is now a very expensive equivalent of paperweight. What a lemon!

I wish I were on a sailboat enjoying the beautiful day today.

 

[freckles]

I wish I were on a sailboat enjoying the beautiful day today.

granted liza, unforunately the forecast man was wrong about the weather and storm came ... and you became a shark's meal for the day.

I wish I know my babies' genders now!

 

[Liza]

granted liza, unforunately the forecast man was wrong about the weather and storm came ... and you became a shark's meal for the day.

I wish I know my babies' genders now!

haha funny.

Granted, you now know your babies are hermaphrodites! *sniff sniff* Such happy news!

I wish I had plans of swimming in the moonlight tonight!

 

[freckles]

hermaphrodites? ..

I wish I had plans of swimming in the moonlight tonight!

(ooh I did it before and it was awesomee!)

granted but dear, sorry to tell you you're on newspapers now, a picture caught of you swimming naked.

I wish I hadn't been smacked by the truck..

 

[Bottesini]

hermaphrodites? ..
(ooh I did it before and it was awesomee!)

granted but dear, sorry to tell you you're on newspapers now, a picture caught of you swimming naked.

I wish I hadn't been smacked by the truck..

Can't grant that wish. You look cute all flattened out like Road Runner.

I wish my granddaughter will be good when I babysit today.

 

[NorCal20]

your wish is granted but your granddaughter vomitted on you today.

i wish i have no OT today..

 

[Liza]

hermaphrodites? ..
(ooh I did it before and it was awesomee!)

granted but dear, sorry to tell you you're on newspapers now, a picture caught of you swimming naked.

Noooo!!

 

[Hear Again]

your wish is granted but your granddaughter vomitted on you today.

i wish i have no OT today..

Nevermind my original message. I now know that what you meant by OT was "overtime."

Your wish is granted, but if you want to make a good profit from your job, you have no choice.

I wish I had another dog here to keep Tigger (my guide dog) company.

 

[Byrdie714]

Nevermind my original message. I now know that what you meant by OT was "overtime."

Your wish is granted, but if you want to make a good profit from your job, you have no choice.

I wish I had another dog here to keep Tigger (my guide dog) company.

Granted but the dogs would end up having litter after litter of puppies!

I wish I didn't have to see the chiropractor too often......

 

[Hear Again]

Granted but the dogs would end up having litter after litter of puppies!

I wish I didn't have to see the chiropractor too often......

Your wish is granted, but then you end up having severe back spasms and must spend all of your time in bed.

I'm hungry and wish I had a bowl of hot, buttery popcorn right now.

 

[Byrdie714]

Your wish is granted, but then you end up having severe back spasms and must spend all of your time in bed.

I'm hungry and wish I had a bowl of hot, buttery popcorn right now.

Granted but with so much cholestrol in the butter--you'll end up with a heart attack.

I wish I was in Arizona.

 

[Tousi]

Granted but with so much cholestrol in the butter--you'll end up with a heart attack.

I wish I was in Arizona.

Granted but don't you get tired of seeing trees there chasing the dogs?

I wish the wind would stop blowing.

 

[dead money]

Granted but don't you get tired of seeing trees there chasing the dogs?

I wish the wind would stop blowing.

granted and it does, only for a giant sandstorm come rolling in from the east and make things even more miserable.

i wish i could find the album of my sig in vinyl.