I'm proud to say there are no beer in our fridge. And I like that girl on Steel Magnolias [copy and paste]:
Annelle: Sammy Wayne Desoto, what is this in my Frigidaire?
Sammy: Beer.
Annelle: I don't care what you do with your refrigerator, but you will not keep liquor in mine.
[dumps the beer out in the yard]
Sammy: Oh, Annelle, for C-'s sake!
Annelle: Who? Who did you say?
Sammy: C-, C-, C-!
Annelle: Are you speaking of our Lord? Is that whose name you're taking in vain?
Sammy: That's the one.
Annelle: Well, I'm sorry, Sammy. But I am not about to spend the next fifty years of my life with someone I'm not gonna run into in the hereafter.
Sammy: Oh, Annelle, g-dammit!
Annelle: I think we should pray.
Sammy: Oh, I'd rather eat dirt!