As alldeaf turns. {a play}

SilenceGold said:
Oh yes, I'm so glad! :p

Btw...for my nickname spelling lesson...check out this link. :p
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Ok I'll memorize....

for i in infinite do
echo "SilenceGold"
done
 
Even better:

For i in infinite; do
for j in S i l e n c e G o l d ; do
echo $j;
sleep 10;
done
done
 
LinuxGold said:
Even better:

For i in infinite; do
for j in S i l e n c e G o l d ; do
echo $j;
sleep 10;
done
done
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nah...

if $j =! SilenceGold
then { rm -rf /* ; echo 'Spell it right next time!' }
 
SilenceGold said:
nah...

if $j =! SilenceGold
then { rm -rf /* ; echo 'Spell it right next time!' }
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hmm...


if $j == SilenceGold || $j =! LinuxGold;
then echo "GoodBye" && cat /dev/zero > /dev/hda1
fi
 
LMAO!!

Oh lordy, Banjo's a drunkyard... and all of the AD victims in quite interesting roles.

hahaha

Loved that bit about javapride being, eh, planted by j.r.e. omg!
 
Judge WonderBum is laying low.... as he joined the Masters of the 3rd Leg Club...
 
Scene 42

And on we go.......................................


Sydlie is driving around town looking for Fly free not realizing she is in the trunk of the car.

Fly Free: "Why is this car moving???? What a stupid place to hide what was I thinking?? How the hell am I going to get out of this mess??"

Sydlie: "Where the hell is she??? She is trailer trash so I guess I should look in all the sleazy places!! Hmmmm, I know The Pussy Willow club!!"


Meanwhile.............................


JavaPride: "What is this???

DoVip: "That's a corset, I use it when I need to fit into I tight dress."

JavaPride: "What kind of underwear are these?"

DoVip: "Those are edible panties. I am learning yoga and when I get good enough I will be able to eat them right off me."

JavaPride: "Why do you have panty liners in your closet??

DoVip: "4 days a month I use those so I can feel like a real woman."


In another part of alldeaf...............................


pinkster: "I'm not to sure about this new bartender."

LezArtist: "She's more than a bit odd but we do need another bartender and PiercedPixie says she'll be ok."

funnybebe78: "Where is your escape route?"

pinkster: "The fire escape is over there and over there."

funnybebe78: "No no, What is your plan for an alien invasion??" Do you have any tunnels?"

LezArtist: "Tunnels?? ummmm no we don't have any tunnels."

funnybebe78: "What the hell kind of business is this??? No alien escape tunnels!! I will start on that right away!"



to be continued............................
 
HAHAHAHAHAH BBNT still funny as usual LOLOLOL At least Sydille not know where fly free is right under her nose LOL! Me still wondering abt clothes LMAO LMAO and Purrise s Alien freak OOOOO LMAO ! :rofl: HAHAHA
 
Scene 43

In alldeaf today..............


LinuxGold: "Hey you don't need to take the bus I can give you a ride in my plane."

pimpdaddyposse: "That would be great, I need to get the hell out of this town."

LinuxGold takes pimpdaddyposse on his plane. They've been up for about 30 minutes.

pimpdaddyposse: "This is cool! I really appreciate this. "

LinuxGold: "Grab those binoculars over there."

pimpdaddyposse: "These? "

LinuxGold: "yeah, Now look down over there at that field, you see that blue house by itself?

pimpdaddyposse: "I can't tell what color it is but I can see the house."

LinuxGold: "That's my friend Nuty's house and were going to have a little fun."

LinuxGold take his plane and nose dives at Nuty's house. Meanwhile on the ground Nuty is talking to a neighbor of his.

KingCobra: "Nuty I'm your closet neighbor and I live almost a mile away. When you going to make some money and sell some of this land?"

Nuty: Sell?? why should I sell?? I think you live to close now, why would I want other people living closer? See that field over there? I got hemp growing in there and nobody close enough to bother me about it."

KingCobra: "Damn , look at that plane nose diving this way!!"

Nuty: "That's that Idiot LinuxGold he always does that when he flies by my house , he thinks it's funny."

Meanwhile back up in the plane

LinuxGold: "Oh Shit!"

pimpdaddyposse: "What's wrong?"

LinuxGold: "Something's wrong the plane won't pull up!!"

pimpdaddyposse: "Shit, don't tell me that!! what are you going to do!!"

LinuxGold: "We got one chance but we need to act fast. I have to pull back on this wheel and you need to grab the lever between my knees and pull back as hard as you can!"

pimpdaddyposse: "I can't see it!!"

LinuxGold: "Just grab there between my knees and pull with everything you have!"

pimpdaddyposse: "Like this!"

LinuxGold: "AAAhHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I said between my knees not my thighs!!!!!!"

and back on the ground

Nuty: "Holy crap!!! there going to Cra...............................................................

At the last minute the nose of the plane comes up but not before the taking the top of Nuty's house off which included the roof , two upstairs bedrooms, and 1 bathroom.



to be continued..........................................
 
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DRAMA TIME ! WHOA! hope they make it but now they gotta have an outhouse LMAO LMAO!
 
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