As alldeaf turns. {a play}

I just break into Lasza's place and I wanna to share with all of u ...It is confirm that Lasza have allot of toys in her closet !!! hahhaha jk
 
Whoo! I've been reading all the plays.. they're soo good and I've been laughing non-stop! Can't wait for more! :D BTW Hi guys!
 
Scene 40

Our play resumes.............................


Banjo: "Ok nurse ChelEler we can't screw this up."

ChelEler: "We?, do you got a mouse in your pocket?"

Banjo: "Well at least I didn't fondle a patient."

ChelEler: "That has never been proved!"

Banjo: "Ok enough of this let's get down to business. Here takes this penis I just removed from Oddball."

ChelEler: "OOOooooooo, It's so big!"

Banjo: "Will you stop playing with it!?"

ChelEler: "Look what happens when I shake it. Wow!"

Banjo: "Give me that!!"

ChelEler: "Don't you think I could take it home for just one night?"

Banjo: "No Dam it! Now give it back to me so I can attach it to sablescort."

ChelEler: "Sigh, here."

Two hours later.

Banjo: "There, done with that now we need to switch the boobs back."

ChelEler: "Wouldn't it be funny if we just left the boobs on him."

Banjo: "Yes it would but were in enough trouble so let's just get it done. Here I got the left one off hold it for me please."

ChelEler: "Did I ever tell you I used to play basketball in High School? Watch this!"

ChelEler takes the breast and shoots it like a basketball, missing her target and it rolls out an open door.

ChelEler: "Damn."

Banjo: "OMG I have got to get me a new nurse!"

ChelEler: "No one else will work with you."

Banjo: "Oh yeah, well anyway you better get that back."

ChelEler goes out the door and notices to orderlies tossing the boob back and fourth. One of the drops it and it starts rolling down the stairwell She finally reaches the bottom of the stairs and accidently kicks it into an open elevator door which closes promply.


Meanwhile..........................


DirtyOldMan: "Uuugghh I can't move."

eternity: "Here maybe this will help."

DirtyOldMan: "Ow!! What the hell did you kick me for??"

eternity: "Because you finished before I had a chance to finish! Now get up because were going to keep doing it until I finish!"

DirtyOldMan: "But I can't move!!! You almost killed me!!!

eternity: "Well I'm going to kill you if you don't GET UP and finish what you started! Not get up!"

DirtyOldMan: Ow! Stop kicking me!!"


In another part of alldeaf................................


Heather: "Damn I am out of breath. I've been running for hours and I think I finally lost her. At least it's night time she can't see me now." Ow! Ow!!!!!! Oh shit

MsGiglz: "Ever heard of night vision goggles hahahaha!!!!



to be continued.................................
 
HAHAHAHAH :rofl: LOL hahahaha tossing boobs, kicking eternity, now ms giglz really kicking ass LMAO LMAO LOL thats tooooo funny, cheler gonna shat if that boob rolls out of the hospital and lands into the street, splating it LOL!
 
:rofl: bbnt!!!!! hahahaha

ohh ChelEler is a BAD nurse!!!!!! everybody u might wanna stay away from her and not have her for ur nurse!!!!! RUN for ur lives!!!!! hahaha :laugh2:
 
My beloved breasts? Wahhh, damn you, Cheler, stop destroying my breasts!! :tears: my breasts. Cheler is a :crazy: nurse!! LOL :naughty:
 
Oh mahh fewkin gewdness!! ChelEler girly doing that and Banjo being a sadistic doctor?! :-o LMFAO Keep it up bbnt! Gawd you crack me up!
 
Scene 41

As our play resumes..........................


Emeraldie: "Wow, look at that thing stick out."

SilenceGold: "Ahh Shit your awake. Look it's not what you think I took some viagra by mistake."

Emeraldie: "Sure ya did, Just come over here and give me some of that."

SilenceGold: "Im Tired!! Don't you understand that!!!! TIRED!"

Emeraldie: "You certainly don't look tired to me"

Emeraldie lunges for her husband and he bolts for the door wearing only a pair of bikini briefs. Quickly he heads for the woods and doesn't stop running until he's sure he and lost her.

SilenceGold: "Damn my feet hurt, I really wish I had time to grab clothes."

WaterRats13: "Well hello Big boy!"

SilenceGold: "Umm who are you?"

WaterRats13: "My husband and I own this property your standing on."

SilenceGold: "Sorry about the way I'm dressed I can explain."

WaterRats13: "No need to be sorry about that! why don't you take that little thing your wearing off so I can see all of you."

SilenceGold: "Look, that's not a good idea. Remember you have a husband!"

WaterRats13: "Oh don't you worry about uncle Bob he won't be home for an hour."

SilenceGold: "Uncle Bob???? Geezz, I really hate living in the south sometimes."

Out of nowhere Emeraldie runs in and tackles WaterRats13. As the two women trade punches SilenceGold takes off again tearing his underwear on a tree.


In another part of alldeaf............................


RosesNY, knightwolf68, Tousi, and Bowak are sitting around a small fire they made in the park.

Tousi: "Wow that was quite a show, thanks for taking us knightwolf68.

Bowak: "I still can't believe you used to date eternity!"

RosesNY: "I wish I could bend and twist the way she does."

knightwolf68: "I wish you could bend and twist like her too!"

RosesNY slaps knightwolf68 upside his head while the other two laugh.


Meanwhile.....................................


Stevey boy and HyperFlirter have just left kuifje75's place.

kuifje75: "Did you hear that???? They think I'm whipped and straight!"

Smartiesgeek: "Why do you care what they think?"

kuifje75: " Look, we need to talk. I don't mind giving you a place to stay for a while but you can't go around changing everything pink. I'm going to take my motorcycle out for awhile so I can clear my head and when I get back I want everything back the way it was!"

kuifje75 walks out back where he keeps his bike.

kuifje75: "AAAHHHHHH! You painted my motorcycle pink!!!!!!!!!!!



to be continued..........................
 
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha THATS too FUNNY! LMAO LMAO LMAO keep it up BBNT this STILL ROCKS!
 
Glad bbnt didn't include the description of SilentGold's weenie in dimension, width and length.

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LinuxGold said:
Glad bbnt didn't include the description of SilentGold's weenie in dimension, width and length.

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Oh yes, I'm so glad! :p

Btw...for my nickname spelling lesson...check out this link. :p
 
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