Oh my dear sweet marshmallow in a can it is not friggin illegal to pee in the water or the woods!!!!!! Seriously, what are they going to do!? Umm, excuse me sir, we have reason so suspect you urinated in the water, would you please step out so we can test this large body of water for urine? Do you even think about what you say before you say it... ever? Let me just get my pee test strip and test this large body of water here.... better yet, let's do the smell test... yup, this water smells a bit like fish and pee.... :roll: Pee is completely sterile when it leaves your body. You can pee wherever whenever you need to go in the woods so long as you're not flashing! What do you think people do when they go camping!?!? There's no plumbing in real camping!! Seriously dude... You really need to reevaluate your paranoia of going to jail for everything and rethink everything you blurt out and say before you say it... you can't go to jail for peeing in a flipping.... good lord... Your comment right there is deserving of the LARGEST face palm in existence! Congratulations!!!