The bikers ain't going to lay a hand on a chick saying that. They might rip their shirts off and ask you what they can do to make you happy.
Would you rather.....
Wake up to find a roach sucking on your tear duct for moisture or two rats having sex on your stomach?
oh lordy. Um...rats? I figure I at least have a shirt on and they're not touching my skin....but a roch in contact with me EYE??? yeah rats.
Roach. They are natures little cleaning crew. Plus I could kill it quickly without being bitten, and then visit a doctor, and have scheduled the first of the many psychiatrist's visits I would require after the whole experience.