I would just pick the closest bush. Forget the 20 or 45 minutes. Sorry if that makes me un-girly. And gross.
Maybe in a foreign country.
I could shake my booty and dress up my privvies with leaves and flowers. Surely some handsome young man would take me into his harem and take care of me.
Which foreign country?
If it is India, then I wouldn't mind being naked there. Their male population is known for having very small peckers, so I might be considered a valuable asset over there, whereas in my office I would get a new nickname like Stumpy....
Oops, I'm sorry.
I would just pick the closest bush. Forget the 20 or 45 minutes. Sorry if that makes me un-girly. And gross.
You'd have a SKIDMARK for sure!!!
Hey!! You didn't answer he question mister!
I fogot about my game!!!
Would you rather......
Walk the stairs to the top of the Sears tower wearing a 40 pound back pack
or
with a large pebble in each shoe?
Okay the obvious solution is to just stop and take the pebbles out of your shoes, but that's cheating.
But I'm going to go with the back pack, I think I would lose my mind walking up all that way with rocks in my shoes. I can't even stand it if my sock is twisted or has a spot that folded over over one of my toes. No, I'd go crazy, I'll take the backpack.
You'd have a SKIDMARK for sure!!!