Barney
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I am sorry we suck and I didnt know that vibrators had feelings. Next time, I will be more sensitive to my vibrator's feelings.
Wonderful! Now was that so hard?
I am sorry we suck and I didnt know that vibrators had feelings. Next time, I will be more sensitive to my vibrator's feelings.
Yikes! I think this thread needs to be closed!
You have no right to be insulting us...
You obviously got a problem, buddy.
I think your avatar is too nasty and using
a member's name? thats a no, no!
Too small for which hole?
Oh my gosh..thanks for the wonderful image in my head.
I'm a guy....use your imagination!
I'm a guy....use your imagination!
Barney digs guys too.
I'm a guy....use your imagination!
HEY! There was just that ONE TIME when Cheri’s boyfriend drank all her beer after the liquor store closed and passed out with his head in the bathtub. It was no fun for me either, believe me. I wasn’t very happy about being soaked in Lysol and run through the dishwasher, either. Thanks for the memories, blondie.
Had an experience or two of prison rim shots Byrdie?
Sorry, I draw the line at Thermos bottles. You need professional help, my friend.
I don't think I can be able to sleep for the next five years.
I just noticed that I don’t have ANYBODY in my friends list. Wassup wit’ you people? Ain’t I good enough for y’all? We vibrators take a hell of a lot of shit from you people, and this is how we get treated? Oh sure—use me, abuse me, let the dog chew on me after you’re done with me, but ask me to be on your friends list? Oh perish the thought! You peeps suck. I’m outta here. That’s right, you heard me, I’m done. Finito. Hasta la bye-bye, baby. Go find a cucumber somewhere for all I care.
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HEY! There was just that ONE TIME when Cheri’s boyfriend drank all her beer after the liquor store closed and passed out with his head in the bathtub. It was no fun for me either, believe me. I wasn’t very happy about being soaked in Lysol and run through the dishwasher, either. Thanks for the memories, blondie.