Yo' Mama

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Cheri

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Yo' mama is so dumb, it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo' mama is so poor , she went to McDonalds's and put a milk shake on layaway.

Yo' mama is so dumb , she had to call the operator to get the number for 911!

Yo' mama is so dumb , when she went to the movies and they said 'Under 17 not admitted" she went home and get sixteen friends.

Yo' mama is so dumb, she went up on your roof because they said drinks were on the house!

Yo' mama is so dumb, she got fired from the M&M Factory for throwing out all the W's

Yo' mama is so dumb , she only changed your diapers once a month because it said on the bos ' good up to 20 pounds'!

Yo' mama is so dumb , she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toliet!

Yo' mama is so dumb, she send me a fax with a stamp on it.
 
I do have saved Yo Mama somewhere... if I do find it.. I will post it here... y'll have a great laugh but let me try to remember some... hmmm (if you think this is an offense, pls let me know I will stop saying more otherwise sometime soon I will to find my saved Yo' Mamas) Appreciate it...

Yo' mama is so big, she had to iron her pant in her driveway.

Yo' mama is so big, when she walk by, people yell "Taxi!".

Yo' mama is so big, she own a zipcode.

Yo' mama is so big when she move, people wave her goodbye.
 
pimpdaddyposse said:
I do have saved Yo Mama somewhere... if I do find it.. I will post it here... y'll have a great laugh but let me try to remember some... hmmm (if you think this is an offense, pls let me know I will stop saying more otherwise sometime soon I will to find my saved Yo' Mamas) Appreciate it...

Yo' mama is so big, she had to iron her pant in her driveway.

Yo' mama is so big, when she walk by, people yell "Taxi!".

Yo' mama is so big, she own a zipcode.

Yo' mama is so big when she move, people wave her goodbye.
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:rofl: yes I saw that one too... heh!
 
  • Yo Mama's so fat that when she jumps up, she gets stuck!
  • Yo Mama's so fat that her belt is the equator!
  • Yo Mama's so stupid that she thought the quarterback was a refund!
  • Yo Mama's so stupid that she asked what kind of pants I was wearing, "Guess", and she goes, "Hmm..."
  • Yo Mama's so tall that she has to duck in order for the planes to fly by.
  • Yo Mama's so stupid that she stopped going to clubs cuz she had to be 21 to enter. She turned 22 yesterday!
  • Yo Mama's so skinny that she can hoola hoop with a Cheerio!
  • Yo Mama's so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
  • Yo Mama's so fat when having sex, you have to roll over 10 times before you finally get off of her!
 
VamPyroX said:
  • Yo Mama's so fat that when she jumps up, she gets stuck!
  • Yo Mama's so fat that her belt is the equator!
  • Yo Mama's so stupid that she thought the quarterback was a refund!
  • Yo Mama's so stupid that she asked what kind of pants I was wearing, "Guess", and she goes, "Hmm..."
  • Yo Mama's so tall that she has to duck in order for the planes to fly by.
  • Yo Mama's so stupid that she stopped going to clubs cuz she had to be 21 to enter. She turned 22 yesterday!
  • Yo Mama's so skinny that she can hoola hoop with a Cheerio!
  • Yo Mama's so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
  • Yo Mama's so fat when having sex, you have to roll over 10 times before you finally get off of her!
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*ahem* *Cough* Are you trying to add something in my thread or laugh at this joke Vam?... u know what the floor is all yours.. :lol:
 
Cheri said:
*ahem* *Cough* Are you trying to add something in my thread or laugh at this joke Vam?... u know what the floor is all yours.. :lol:
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I'm just adding to your jokes. I like Yo Mama jokes, heh! :laugh2:
 
Yo' mama is so dumb , she asked for a price check at the dollar store...

Yo' mama is so dumb, when she saw the sign that said, "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

Yo' mama is so dumb, she sold the car for gas money... *confused* heh.

Yo' mama is so dumb, it takes her an hour to cook mintue Rice

Yo' mama is so dumb , when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran out with a spoon.

Yo' mama is so dumb, she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
 
These "Yo Mama" jokes sure can be hilarious!! I've seen several shows where they have a couple guys/gals stand off against each other tryin' to outdo each other with wild outlandish tidbits and having an audience's approval of who would be coming up with the best ones!

Here's a few that I can remember:

-- Yo Mama is sooo fat that she has to wear a king sized mattress for a maxi-pad~ :eek2:

-- Yo Mama is sooo ugly that even the tide won't take her out~ :dizzy:

--Yo Mama is sooo dumb that when the car needs gas, she farts~ :fart:

:rofl:
 
Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.

Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.
 
More Yo Mama Jokes:

1. Yo Mama is so Fat, she was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.. wearing Ropes....

2.Yo Mama is so Fat, When her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up..

3. Yo Mama is so Fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

4.Yo Mama is so Fat, she has to pull down her pants to get in her pockets.

5.Yo Mama is so Fat, She puts her lipstick on with a paint roller...

6. Yo Mama is so Fat, the National Weather Service names each of her farts. (damn that mean)

7. Yo Mama is so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs

8. Yo Mama is so fat, when she wears Yellow Raincoat people holler "Taxi"
 
My two faves:

Yo momma’s just like a police station—dicks going in and out all night.

Yo momma’s so ugly they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.
 
Yo mamma so fat she had to sprinkle herself with flour everytime before she have sex!
 
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