Yo' Mama

I remember watching a mock-up game show on In Living Color on television years ago. This game show was for these jokes. Each contestant had to try to beat each other by thinking up of a Yo Mama' joke. They would do it fast without stopping. Heh!
 
If one of these i missed was already posted -- sorry -- these were the two favorites of mine I heard in High School

Yo' Mama is so cheap that when she walked into a dollar store somebody bought her for a quarter

Yo' Mama can buy a can of Pepsi and start a whole new generation
 
Your momma is......

Your momma is sooo fat that in order to find the wet spot I have to Roll her around in flour first.
 
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Your momma is so fat that she had to iron her underwear in her garage
your momma is so poor that she went to McDonald and put milkshake on layaway.
Your momma is so fat that when she turn around, everyone wave her good-bye.
your momma is so fat when she wore yellow coat and walk through downtown, people yell "Taxi!"
 
your momma is so fat that her 6 inches dildo wouldnt work on her she has to use a 6 foot pole

Your momma is so fat when she eats a bowl of chili,when she sits down she diarrhea on the couch

Your momma is so fat when she pulls up alldeaf she thought it means allfat site

Your momma is so fat when she chokes, 10 people have to jump on her back to get her t bone steak out

Your momma so fat when she walks in sea worlds they thought she was a shamu

Your momma is so fat when she walks across the street the other drivers have to drive around the block to get around her
 
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world

Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

Yo mama is so ugly that when she took you to the zoo the zoo keeper said "Thanks for bringing her back"

Yo Mama so fat when she jumps into the pool, the other swimmers can go surfing

Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.

Your mama so stupid that when the judge in the courtroom
said "Order", she said "Fries and a coke please"

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the talking scale it told her to get off.
 
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