Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama is so ugly that when she took you to the zoo the zoo keeper said "Thanks for bringing her back"
Yo Mama so fat when she jumps into the pool, the other swimmers can go surfing
Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.
Your mama so stupid that when the judge in the courtroom
said "Order", she said "Fries and a coke please"
yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the talking scale it told her to get off.