Why Calvin is in jail?

Lord almighty... oh blah... haha
 
Northstar said:
HAHA What if Officier Pantehr got the wrong guy?? HAHAH SHe needs to own up to it.beside I am still here and freeeeee... hahaha ya might wanna ask Panther that.. methinks she been overzealous on this.. hahaha...
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Nope it's right guy is YOU :whistle:
 
Now that NS is back in jail, make sure he will have a heavy ball chained around his leg so it will make it harder for him to escape again. Har har...

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:lol: that's soo funny koala need a shark with ball and chain that's still good !
 
WOW!! yalll must love ns and calvin.. But how abt calvin and ns gettin marry each other cuz they always picking on each other. and etc .. I have noticed.. but should be! lol...

So hey calvin why not go ask ns to marry you instead jolie lol :giggle:

So hey NS.. you would say yes to calvin whenever he ask u to marry him and you will be happy after ever cuz you and calvin always pickin on each other...

WOW CONGURATS!!!!!! NS AND CALVIN ALREADY MARRIED FEW MIN AGO :giggle:
 
Angel said:
No, Officer Lovelyblkgal arrest Calvin at his lawyer Jolie's home, and for you, officer Moonflower had arrest you while you were trying to climb up your lawyer, Oceanblue7's bedroom window by peeking in while she just got out of the shower tsk tsk....If it wasn't for her screaming out loud, you wouldn't have been caught and arrest.... psst? number one rule is never mess with a woman that has a towel wrap around her body! LOL
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lol lol angel good one ha


Moonflower..wanna get a :whip: to your bum?? LOL[/QUOTE]

GRR NS no you get one from me when i arrest ya haha
 
Angel said:
:::Top Story:::

Seven police officers had found Calvin hiding inside a small shed behind the home of his lawyer Jolie's as Jolie been questioned by officer Lovelyblkgal whether or not Jolie had tried to hide Calvin in her own backyard, there was no farther evidences that link her as being involved, officer Lovelyblkgal arrest poor Calvin and send him back to jail where Northstar is being hold at...Police department had thanks DeafMonkey for reporting the whereabout of Calvin as american most wanted, as she was awared one thousand dollars...Both men are in jail says officer Lovelyblkgal, as they're still waiting on a court date to be announce...Meanwhile Calvin's lawyer Jolie is frustrated trying to place a bond to get Calvin out of jail, but she decide to make him suffer by leaving him in jail a little bit longer...


Story written by Angel ....:type:
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:rofl: :rofl: GOOD ONE!!! please do update!!!!

Sorry NorthStar! :giggle: :giggle:

Bitymeowgal said:
WOW!! yalll must love ns and calvin.. But how abt calvin and ns gettin marry each other cuz they always picking on each other. and etc .. I have noticed.. but should be! lol...

So hey calvin why not go ask ns to marry you instead jolie lol :giggle:

So hey NS.. you would say yes to calvin whenever he ask u to marry him and you will be happy after ever cuz you and calvin always pickin on each other...

WOW CONGURATS!!!!!! NS AND CALVIN ALREADY MARRIED FEW MIN AGO :giggle:
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ohhhhhhhhh married by gay? I bet NorthStart will said ACK!!! no thanks! lol haha :lol:
 
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me marry with NS? I think NS already married his lawyer from what I heard there was a scheme going on :squint: :lol:

Sorry Angel, the NorthStar's sexy reporter :giggle: but anyway I'm back home in California, so that means I'm not in jail there anymore :P and I'm too far out of jurisdiction from Officer Lovelyblkgal to arrest me :whistle:

My lawyer Jolie is still working on my case as I'm still free and roam around pimping :naughty:

This is the best thread ever... keep going with the entertainment :thumb:
 
LovelyBlkGal said:
Nope it's right guy is YOU
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AAhh blah Panther.. ya must be hunged up on me.. lol

Angel said:
Aw don't hate the reporter, I'm just doing my job
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Now I do hate ya, ya sneaky reporter..hahaha..

Koala said:
Now that NS is back in jail, make sure he will have a heavy ball chained around his leg so it will make it harder for him to escape again. Har har...

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Cough that belongs to Calvin not moi.. haha

Angel said:
:giggle:
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Keep giggling and ya gonna be bopped .. lol

Oceanblue7 said:
:lol: that's soo funny koala need a shark with ball and chain that's still good !
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Dream on Ocean.. dreammm on.... haha

Bitymeowgal said:
WOW!! yalll must love ns and calvin.. But how abt calvin and ns gettin marry each other cuz they always picking on each other. and etc .. I have noticed.. but should be! lol...

So hey calvin why not go ask ns to marry you instead jolie lol

So hey NS.. you would say yes to calvin whenever he ask u to marry him and you will be happy after ever cuz you and calvin always pickin on each other...

WOW CONGURATS!!!!!! NS AND CALVIN ALREADY MARRIED FEW MIN AGO
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Oh bull, Bity.. moi and Donkeyboy married??! Blah hell no way ... donkeyboy rather be laid with a gal like Jo and I rather be laid with any lady.. or so.. I gonna :whip: ya for that comment..hahaha

moonflower said:
lol lol angel good one ha


Moonflower..wanna get a :whip: to your bum?? LOL
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GRR NS no you get one from me when i arrest ya haha[/QUOTE]

Watch me, Moonflower .. ya wont see it coming!! HAHA!!!

DeafMonkey said:
:rofl: :rofl: GOOD ONE!!! please do update!!!!

Sorry NorthStar!

ohhhhhhhhh married by gay? I bet NorthStart will said ACK!!! no thanks! lol haha :lol:
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Damn right, DM I say ack hell no.. haha

Calvin said:
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me marry with NS? I think NS already married his lawyer from what I heard there was a scheme going on :squint: :lol:

Sorry Angel, the NorthStar's sexy reporter :giggle: but anyway I'm back home in California, so that means I'm not in jail there anymore :P and I'm too far out of jurisdiction from Officer Lovelyblkgal to arrest me

My lawyer Jolie is still working on my case as I'm still free and roam around pimping :naughty:

This is the best thread ever... keep going with the entertainment :thumb:
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Calvin.. harr me married to my lawyer?!?!!? That would be crazy enough..and if thatr was the case, the judge bound to toss the lawyer into jail for that!! HAHA!!! AND ya are dead wrong, donkeyboy!!! Ya are still in that rotten jail .. hahaah..

moonflower said:
cal escaped GRR haha jk he is hiding in CA snickers
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Moonflower..time to sic ya on Donkeyboy!!! HAAH!!
 
GRR NS no you get one from me when i arrest ya haha[/QUOTE]

Watch me, Moonflower .. ya wont see it coming!! HAHA!!!


i will watch ya like HAWK haha






[/QUOTE]Moonflower..time to sic ya on Donkeyboy!!! HAAH!![/QUOTE]

nah ONLY ya snickers
 
Oooo u whip me??? then come here, NS! lol

No matter who lawyer.. u can enjoyin with ns, CALvin! lol
 
NS
Oh bull, Bity.. moi and Donkeyboy married??! Blah hell no way ... donkeyboy rather be laid with a gal like Jo and I rather be laid with any lady.. or so.. I gonna ya for that comment..hahaha

Any lady NS ? :rofl:

Angel is sad now, NS
moi> :slap: <toi
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Well, well...let's be clear on one thing here, there is no 'east, west, north, south', the only jurisdiction is the worldwideweb, meaning all that's involved here are in 'one' jurisdiction. Therefore, the cyber-cops moonflower and LovelyBlkGal were within reasonable jurisdiction when they picked up and hauled the two jailbirds back to the Cyber-World Jail...to await further arrangements and a cyber-hearing in front of a judge.

Meanwhile, DeafMonkey can't keep an eye on the two jailbirds 24hrs., so she has someone to relieve her post (gives DM the opportunity to stock up on her bananas down at the Cyber-World Jail-- ;)), the other jailer enjoys her position as well, but be warned Calvin and Northstar, she has this particular thing with what goes on in a bathroom--yea, right, none other than Bitymeowgal...you jailbirds might want to put in a request to stock up on some clothepins...and some luck as well. :D

As for the reporter, taking upon this unusual cyber-case and reporting to all, the vital details of what's going on. Her credibility is backed up at the DailyTrustNews, if that isn't good enough, then check out her halos for further proof and documentation of her past heavenly record. With a word of caution, be advised, be sure to be careful of what you say or do while this reporter, Angel keeps a close eye on everything. ;)

It's with great understanding that down at the Cyber-World Jail, it's well equipped to manhandle the likes of these two jailbirds. No one takes greater care of the equipment and devices better than Koala, the Device/Equipment Officer. She already has shown great prowess with the ball and chain device shown in this wacky case.

Apparently the two cyber-lawyers Jolie_77 and Oceanblue7 have been hitting the worldwideweb e-books to come up with their presentations in lieu of their cyber-clients...better known as a couple freaky jailbirds. It is well advised not to pressure the cyber-lawyers as they work out a scheme...or plan.

As for the judge, currently being swamped with hundreds of caseloads to deal with...obviously, this judge might be one that neither of you jailbirds want to mess with, after all, who knows if you'll :bowdown: or get :Owned: ....heehee, it might serve you well to be saying your prayers while being confined in a stronghold down at the Cyber-World Jail.





:D
~RR


--stay tune--
 
That's official Nothstar in jail... all tied up he can't escape and no more jailbreak for him :D

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Tough luck buddy
 
:laugh2: :laugh2: This is very hilarious thread! *munching the popcorn* heh
 
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