Yeah! You heard that right! I ain't going to jail! Haha! Whee! I'm on probation since last year, and I just beat the shit out of a minor (he's 17) and put him in the hospital, and the judge just let me off with NO consequences (well, I spent a night in jail after they arrested me).
Haha, the little shithead asked for me. He done went too far and fucked with my car, so I took a baseball bat to his face
Broke his jaw in 4 places, broke his nose, knocked out 3 of his teeth, and pretty much deformed his face 
I'M INVNICIBLE!
Moral of the story -- You got a problem with me, fuck with me, but when you fuck with my car, I'm gonna fuck you up.
Haha, the little shithead asked for me. He done went too far and fucked with my car, so I took a baseball bat to his face


I'M INVNICIBLE!
Moral of the story -- You got a problem with me, fuck with me, but when you fuck with my car, I'm gonna fuck you up.