justagirl
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Thanks! I called it "when puppies attack" and a friend said it should really be called, "when puppies find dead people!"
LOL, that is funny!
Thanks! I called it "when puppies attack" and a friend said it should really be called, "when puppies find dead people!"
I was watchin Ozzie Osborne life story on HBO...one night, he shit on floor and picked it up with his bare hands. WHat he did with it? He rubbed his shit all over on walls in front of his friends.(in hotel room) Please say no to drugs.
I don't think it's just the drugs, there is something fundamentally wrong with that man. I was watching a show about him one night, and Tommy Lee was telling a story about how him and the rest of Motley Crue were out with Ozzy one night and Ozzy snorted a line of ants, yes ants, that were crawling across the sidewalk
I agree with you, there is something seriously WRONG with that man...if you can call him a man. He bit a LIVE doves head off on stage at a concert! Do you remember that news coverage? The whole family is royally screwed up. I mean seriously, they scare me. They could house a whole insane asylum with those people.
it was a bat!!! somehow so much grosser than a dove, I guess because bats are so much uckier?? I guess that was actually an accident. part of the show he'd bite off the heads of plastic bats, but someone in the audience threw a real one up on the stage, and Ozzy didn't know until he bit it. Maybe that's why he's batshit now?? like literally, maybe it wasn't the drugs at all, it was bad bat blood, or batshit.
ROTFLMAO
Ambrosia,
I just have to say, you crack me up. Reminds me of my younger years.
it was a bat!!! somehow so much grosser than a dove, I guess because bats are so much uckier?? I guess that was actually an accident. part of the show he'd bite off the heads of plastic bats, but someone in the audience threw a real one up on the stage, and Ozzy didn't know until he bit it. Maybe that's why he's batshit now?? like literally, maybe it wasn't the drugs at all, it was bad bat blood, or batshit.
yeah...it was a bat...and teens were crazy about Ozzie in the 70's/early 80's....His wife seems nice, tho' ...and his 2 kids (?)....
I don't think it's just the drugs, there is something fundamentally wrong with that man. I was watching a show about him one night, and Tommy Lee was telling a story about how him and the rest of Motley Crue were out with Ozzy one night and Ozzy snorted a line of ants, yes ants, that were crawling across the sidewalk
This happened...today...about 4 hours ago!
I was on the phone at work speaking to a loan officer (I'm a loan processor)
Me: Okay you need to fix these things (I list off items that need correcting)
Mr. Ass-hat: What? You mean you aren't going to fix this mess?
Me: No, sir...you'll need to make these corrections and resubmit the file so I can look at it, I don't have access to those systems - if you like I can walk you through it.
Mr. Ass-hat: This is your damn JOB! What kind of moron do you think I am?!?!?
Me: (God help me...it slipped out of my mouth before I could sensor it) Ummm...how many kinds of moron are there?
***The names in this story have been changed to protect the moronic***
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!