A few years ago I worked in housekeeping for a vacation condo rental agency, we cleaned condos in 5 different complexes up and down the same road. Well i worked with an absolute moron (lots of stories of stupid stuff this woman said) but she used to do a lot of dumpster diving, always checking to see if people threw away "good" stuff. Both of us were room inspectors, most of the time, so we didn't work with each other all day but all of us inspectors would get together for lunch, but we would see each other here and there over the course of the day. I saw her one morning, she was all excited because someone threw away an entire 6 pack of beer.
Saw her at lunch later that day, I'm in my car about to take off and she comes up with her 6 pack to show it off...I look at it, look at her
me:Betty that's O'douls, there's no alcohol in it
Betty: yes there is, look, it says 5% alcohol
me: Betty, that says .5%, that's like half a percent, you'd get more f'd up if you drank a whole bottle of nyquil
I shouldn't have told her, just let her go home and drink and start thinking there was something wrong with her when she wasn't getting a buzz